For each inch your hair reaches past your shoulders- give yourself 2 points. If you are male, multiply that score by 2. For males- if you have gotten flack for having long hair- add 2 points. Females- if you have gotten flack for wearing no makeup- add 2 points. If you are over the age of 40 and still have not cut your hair- add 10 points. If you have a brownie recipe that includes ingredients you can not get at the local grocery store- add 5 points. Add 2 points if your dwelling is decorated with any of the following: beads hanging from the door, a lava lamp, Fillmore posters. If you have a bean bag chair in your "groovy pad"- add 2 points. If the bean bag chair is the only piece of furniture you have- add 5 points. If your dwelling has all of the above- add 10 points. If your home is decorated with homemade art- add 10 points. If you do pottery- add 2 points. If you know how to do macramé- add 2 points. If you know how to do the Macarena- subtract 2 points. If you were at Woodstock- add 10 points. If you think you may have been at Woodstock, but aren't entirely sure- add 15 points. Who is your favorite Beatle? If it is John- add 4 points George-add 3 points Ringo- add 2 points Paul- add 1 point None, the Beatles were over rated- subtract 5 points If you have fire drills to practice getting all your Grateful Dead tapes out of the house- add 10 points. Add 2 points for each state line you've crossed on your longest road trip to see a 60s era musical artist or band in concert. If you have traveled to another country to see such a band or artist- add 10 points. If you were affected personally by Jerry Garcia's death- add 5 points. If you own an incense burner- add 2 points. If you own, or have owned a VW bus- add 5 points. Add an additional 5 points if the bus is painted multiple colors If you play the sitar- add 2 points. If you have written a song protesting war, bucking the establishment, or containing a reference to illegal drugs- add 5 points. If you have written songs about all three- add 10 points. If you were actually alive in the 1960s- add 3 points. If you really, really wish you had been alive in the 1960s- add 1 point. If the word "trip" does not make you think of a vacation- add 2 points. If the word "man," peppers your conversations- add 2 points. If you've used the word "groovy" or the phrase "Can you dig it?" with a straight face- add 5 points. If you have used both in the same sentence- add another 5 points. If you've taken part in a peace march-add 2 points. If you've started a petition- add 2 points. If you've taken part in a sit-in- add 2 points. If you have done all three- add 5 points. If you've ever received junk mail addressed to "Dear Radical"- add 5 points. If you think "social action" is a frat party on a Saturday night- subtract 10 points. If your children have names like Windsong, Freedom or Peace Love Understanding Smith- add 10 points. If you wish your parents hand named you Peace Love Understanding Smith- add 5 points. If you say "thank you" when someone calls you a hippie- add 2 points. If you say "Groovy man, like, you think I'm a hippie? Far out, can you dig that?" - add 10 points. If you wear Birkenstocks- add 2 points. If you make your own sandals- add 10 points. If you have a bumper sticker reading "save the whales", "think green" or has dancing bears on it- add 2 points. If such bumper stickers are holding your car together- add 5 points. If you're a vegetarian- add 5 points. If the only reason you call yourself a "vegetarian" is that you stopped eating Big Macs- subtract 10 points. If you smell like patchouli- add 2 points. If you have sold any hand-made item in the parking lot of a concert- add 2 points. If you think money is the root of all evil- add 2 points. If you add the phrase "and may the devil smite me with it" - subtract 5 points. If you think Jim Morrison's poetry is profound- add 2 points. If you think John Lennon's drawings are art- add 2 points. If you like Bob Dylan's singing voice- add 5 points. If you've never heard of Jim Morrison, John Lennon or Bob Dylan- subtract 10 points. If you have a necklace with either wooden beads, seeds, a peace or yin yang symbol- add 2 points. If you have all of the above- add 5 points. If you used to have all of the above but you gave them away or traded them for concert tickets- add 15 points. If your computer screen name or password is related to a 60s musical performer- add 2 points. If the only CDs or records in your collection that were recorded after 1980 were recorded by artists who were most famous in the 60s or 70s- add 5 points. If you've been to San Francisco- add 1 point. If you wore flowers in your hair- add 2 points. If you've lived in a commune- add 10 points. If you quit the commune because you were tired of being the one to do all the work- subtract 5 points. If you own a tie dyed article of clothing- add 2 points. If you own any clothing items made of hemp- add 2 points. If you have had a chemically induced spiritual experience- add 5 points. If you voted for G.W. Bush - subtract 200 points. If you got this far and realized you haven't been keeping score- add 1 point. Scoring Anything under 10- You are the establishment. 11-79- You've got some hippie in you, hang out a while. 80-100- Yes, my friend, you're a hippie. Isn't it far out? 100 and above- Wow man, now I don't want to put any labels on you, but you're totally a hippie.
I've taken this before somewhere, but I'm not sure where. Anywho, I took it again, and my score is 138. Bitchin...
Dude, I lost! it's funny how my score goes down considerably relative to my age. had i taken this test but three years ago, i would have aced the bitch! i'm losing my hip-ness! OH NO!!!!
How and why has your hip-ness gone down!?! I will not tolerate it! I'm going to beat you with a sack of oranges. (It leaves no bruises and leave you smelling fresh!)
I cut my hair very short. I stopped doing drugs. I took down (most of) my hippie art. I hardly ever wear tie-dyes anymore. I have a job and a car. I will never name my kids "Peace, Love, and Understanding" I've been to peace marches, and then given up on them in total disillusionment. etc. etc. etc. all of this reveals a trend that i am following, with the end result being: narc-sellout-establishment-corporate-pig. haha, not really perhaps i have merely watered-down my hip-ness
ive taken that before. there was also a neo hippie test for us youngins here, and i scored pretty high on that. i forgot the link though, but just search neo hippie test on google and your bound to find it.
Aye, I took that too. At one point, I sent it out on my e-mail list. I didn't get good results. For instance, from my brother (who is 27) I got a response that said "I hate hippys." Yeah, but so be it.
I have a 5 answer pop (HIPPIY) quiz: (I did not ramble thru the whole test above) If you are getting stoned right now, score 100 points if you just got home from seeing a Cand Heat show, score 200 points if you have not combed your hair in 3 days, (gals or guys) score 300 if you can't think of what a 5th question is, score 400 points
::sniff sniff:: What's that I smell? Is that PORK!?! Can you do me a favor? Can you say this for me: I AM A SELLOUT! Haha, just kiddin' brother. I atleast hope you found yourself.
Nah i just got it last night, all i've heard is real underground, but I'm gonna hear the rest tonight
This has been posted a couple times... -11 for me. woulda been -12, but I've been to San Fran... but it was partially to see a violent fight sport... so I ask that my score be kicked up to -12. Not only am I the establishment... I'm your real father.
