^you only smoked a "little bit" <this is part of the reason you didnt experience any effects. Also I guess this is your first time smoking? Many first timers dont get high because they dont inhale properly.
$10... Thats quite a bit, your smoking bud right, not leaves 0.o How to inhale: First empty your lungs, hold the pipe/joint up to your mouth and slowly inhale from your diaphram- lower chest, dont inhale from your mouth.
A pencil sharpener lol. Well first off all id recomend making a better pipe. One of the easiest ways to make a pipe is with a tin can: Dent the can on the side near the bottom and using a pin- poke 4 holes in it- in the dent. Place your weed on top and light it. Lightly draw the smoke into the can for 3 seconds and when the can is full os smoke- inhale. http://www.safehavensinternational.org/images/sodacanpipe.jpg If its your first time then yes it will slightly burn your throat, and if your doing it right youll end up coughing. good luck.