My doctor wants me to get a prostate exam – I say no – no – no.

Hello! Pretty soon I will be going for a physical and once again when the doctor starts putting on the rubber gloves I’ll say no- no – no. Even though I heard a prostate examination doesn’t really hurt and I’m not normally a shy person I just can’t seem to submit to prostate check.

What’s even stupider is when the doctor gives me the paper to go get a blood test - I will say OK then chicken out like I always do.

What I would like to do is arrange for one of my customers who is a registered nurse to come over and draw blood from me after I have passed out from booze and sleeping pills.

The only danger there would be my wife shaving me bald and drawing a couple of eyes on the back of my head with a permanent marker as pay back for all the pranks I have pulled on her. Cheers!

 

Poor you. You should see the shit women have to submit to for an exam.

 

I'm sure if you were sexually aroused, the exam would be much easier.

 

Does this doctor claim to be a part time magician too?

Sort of , bend over and tell me if u can feel this on your prostate?( using his right hand)
And can u feel this ?( using his left hand)

And can u feel this?- when he waves both hands in the air and says "look no hands"

 

haha no kidding. And I hate the chatty doctors.

 

Hahaha.... men are such babies....

After some of the stuff I've had done lately and tomorrow I have to shoot MYSELF up.... I can't imagine being scared that a doctor's gonna do it. Teehee....

 

*shudders* at the thought of a prostate exam

 

Awwwww......prostate exams sound FUN

 

I would hate to be the doctor doing the exam.

 

its really not the exam itself...its the thought of what could be found during it

 

*Spits out my tea*

 

hahahaha Lucky!

that shouldn't have been that funny to me - but it was. haha

 

And it really happened too.... had to shake off the keyboard... ughh...

 

? don't get it

 

So you would rather die of undetected cancer than have some random dr stick his fingers up your ass?

Suck it up dude. Thats not THAT bad.

 

What is there not to get?

Haha... exactly deviate... I've never understood men who are soooo terribly afraid of prostate exams- many of them so much that they don't get them.. ridiculous.

 

like i said, the exam itself is not bad....i dont' want to find out that i have something....

why would you spit your tea out over that?
i don't get it?

 

Maybe she though you were afraid that the doctor would find poop...

 

ahahaha

 

Actually I was thinking about like gerbils and stuff...thats just what popped in my mind and out the tea went....