The one convosation topic you hate more than anything...

...mines weather.

I can't stand it.

''The suns struggling to get through''

''Miserable today, isn't it?''

''Aint half cold''

Fuck off. Seriously, if you dont have fuck all to say, don't talk. I fucking hate you.

 

I hate when you ask someone how they are and they reply in a brief 5 page summary..."Well, I'm ok, but I just failed a history exam, my wife left me, my mother is fat, I discovered I'm pretty damn ugly, I have this zit on my ass that won't go away, my penis is falling off-it's only hanging on by a thread, my daughter got fucked in the ass, and my teeth are falling out due to personal hygiene problems...how are you?"

A simple, "alright" would do.

 

Yeah, I hate annoying weather discussions as well. Everytime I call my parents, my dad answers and the first thing he says is "How's the weather?" It makes me want to scream and kill something.

 

my dad gets all scientific about the weather to increase the length of the conversation

 

Any thing to do with remanising about childhood, I'd a bad one but people will keep on about theirs and insist on trying to get me to join in. oh and house prices I hate talking about house prices.

 

Insurance, or someones mortgage or something

No idea what to say. Nothing to say. I feel like shaking them and saying "wtf are you wasting your time yapping about this is meaningless shit and wont matter an ounce when youre dead and have spent a crap life moaning about inflation" ARGH

And yeah i agree about the childhood thing, unless you know the person really well and are actually interested. But even then the odd story will do. No need to go on and on about it, dredging it all up

 

When people talk about their guy/relationship problems constantly non-stop, every time I talk to them....

 

What the neighbours are up to

 

Pssst.... my neighbors truck just pulled in outside. :stunned:

 

omg what do you think they have in there? Maybe smuggled drugs...or drugs mules containing drugs...or immigrants playing banjos or maybe theyre in there gettin it on...Oh, wait...

 

Hmm..... I think I'll go watch

:leaving:

 

I've gone out to dinner with people who sat and talked about the rubel (Russian currency) for nearly an hour straight.

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to tell you the truth, i couldnt' tell oyu what conversation topic i hate the most...i just my brain off and stop listening, so yea...

 

I hate talking about money most. It stresses me out and if I don't talk about it, I usually don't think about it.

 

In Hooterville, you should never talk about Molly Turgis.

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weather is the smallest of small talk.

its the one topic youve got when theres nothing else at all, and maybe it can go from weather to something else...

i actually dont mind small talk/bullshittin at all, i guess thats a good thing

 

dick size...hands down.

of course, this doesn't usually come up in real life like it does online...yet.

 

cars. i don't give a fuck anything about cars beyond how to drive and upkeep mine, but everyone seems to think that i'd love to hear all about every car they've ever owned, and what kind of engine they all had, and how fast they could go, and how many miles, and what kind of system each of them had, etc.

 

I know someone who would get annoyed by that like you and would get even by talking about all the various sewing machines she had in her life.

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My current relationship status.... it's hard to explain and seems like everyone wants to know.