i wanna fuck alton brown until he limps

seriously. i adore him. he's sexy.

 

you mean this guy?

or this guy?

because I can't tell the difference..

 

I used to have a crush on Robert Englund when I was younger. Heh.

 

I'D TOTALLY crash at your place while i stalk. have to keep busy when he's working.

 

alton brown seems to annoy me for some reason, I dont know why. maybe its his attempt at humour on his shows......

but I do learn a few things watching his shows, though....

 

*grrrrrr* i love that man. it's that brainiac thing. his voice is pure awesome, too.

 

I like his show. His humor doesn't bother me....it's the other people that pop in on his show that bothers me.

 

I do think he is a perfect choice for iron chef america, though......

 

dude, i don't know what it is, but you blend brainy/chemist guy with humor (that i actually really enjoy), cooking and success? man. i love that.

 

my girlfriend loves him too, I find him entertaining

 

i fucked him...

 

I wish he would just make food, not tell a goddamn story about it, half the time.

 

I like the stories. Watching people just cook is boring.

 

fuck that. he's totally helped me. i need all those little anthropological bits to remember the rest of it. seriously. it's the perfect "learn how to cook" for me.

 

are you meaning to tell me that watching giada with her low cut blouses, and watching rachel ray cook is boring?? no way

 

I can't stand Rachel Ray........and the food she cooks makes me gag most of the time. I like Giada for the recipes, not the tits. Oooh I love the barefoot contessa...I like her food and her voice. Watching her show relaxes me.

 

hell no. i never learn anything from them though.

 

i hate ina garten. however, that new colombian chick TOTALLY is so the perfect woman for me.

 

barefoot contessa bores me big time. I fall asleep halfway through her show, and her recipes are not even close to exciting..... just blah.

 

i actually wanna beat her ass.