Does your penis...

...also become purple, yellow, green with polka dots just before ejaculating?

 

I have no idea, I never ejaculated.

 

You're a clean bird.

 

Yeah, he just shits on clean cars.

 

I would discuss this problem with an angry mob. Tell 'em I sent 'cha.

 

maybe. why should I tell you?

 

no.. though it does something similar.. it becomes violet/indigo/blue and then bursts out into concentric rings of green (so much nicer than polka dots I think) but this is only monday through friday.

sat and sunday it becomes green/yellow/orange and then bursts into little red roses spurting on it gurgles to a theme that sounds like swing low sweet chariot.

 

Mob reccomends chemical castration.. which is weird 'cause they're usually more the butchering type.

 

My penis just remains a pretty shade of peach!

 

no...u might wanna get that checked out

 

sounds like a penis disease to me

 

about your head

 

Sounds like a good movie title "The Purple Headed Monster"...

 

i REALLY DON'T KNOW, IT'S USUALLY BURIED DEEP WITHIN A HOT WET VAGINA!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I HOPE YOU GUYS WASH THOSE DICK BEATERS BEFORE YOU EAT

 

"i REALLY DON'T KNOW, IT'S USUALLY BURIED DEEP WITHIN A HOT WET VAGINA!!"

It's usually buried deep withing a hot wet vagina... What do you mean by usually? You hang in there most of the day???

 

Hell Yeah I Love The Vagina, It Makes Me Happy And Cures Me Of My Sicknesses

 

Won't your boyfriend Roger be pissed that you have sex with a woman?