I've got a couple, and I know you people gotta have a few of your own. Tell them here! but, you gotta make sure its totally retarded, and that no one will laugh at it. You go first though....I'm too shy.
Not dumb. Well maybe a little but funny. When does a Boy Scout become a Cub Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.
how much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced? a buck-n-ear.............lol,my 7 year old told me that one
Oh my god that's cheesy. All the ones I know are too long. I told this one a few weeks ago on another thread but I guess I'll put it here too. I'm not 100% sure how it went, but oh well. There's this ancient dude, 80 or 90 years old, and he gets married to the beautiful young woman. Blah blah blah, (filler) 9 months later she has a baby. The doctor asks the old guy, "how did you do it?" The old guy says "i keep my motor running, I keep my motor running." About a year later, the woman has yet another baby. The doctor asks the old guy "How'd you do it?" The old guy says "I keep my motor running, I keep my motor running." So the young beautiful wife gets pregnant again and has another baby. The doc asks the old dude "how'd you do it?' The old guy says "I keep my motor running, I keep my motor running...." The doc says "well I think you'd better change your oil cuz this one's black." Har har hardy har har. I've got another one about a rubber duck, but that one hurts my head.
1. two antennas fell in love and got married. the ceremony wasnt much but the reception was great. 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." 5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" 8. I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
loveflower you need to be beaten for knowing that many! Okay, there's a blond, a brunette, and a readhead, all pregnant, sitting in their ob-gyn office. "My baby is going to be a boy becauseI was on bottom" said the brunette. "my baby is going to be a girl because I was on top" says the redhead. Suddenly the blond falls from her chair, crying hysterically. The other 2 ask her what's wrong. the blond says "I'm having puppies!" yuk yuk. You know, to tell you the truth it took me a minute to get that when i first heard it. I'm so retarded.
Wanna play dumb??? -"I" is walking down the street when he saw "B". Comes by and said: You have a great boobs, too bad you're already pregnant. -Tooth picks are walikg down the street and one of them saw a needle. "Wow, a terminator"
ok here it goes! Knock knock who's here? boo boo who? you don't have to cry about it it's only a joke Ok one more What is brown and sticky???? A STICK!!!
woopwoop~! very silly shit in here. heres one... a/an (insert whatever ethnic group) was celebrating his sister's new twins, a boy and a girl. He was so proud to be a new uncle and that his sister let him name them too. We asked what he named them... he said he named the girl Denise. We told him that was a nice name to pick and asked for the boys name....he said Denephew....okokok.....i know its bad,lol
that one was by far the funniest i've read the puppy thing... OOOOhhh wow i am a bit slower.. crap i just got that
this one's bad, i know A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firt time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want, you just say. What you want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want ..... numba 69" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries ... "You want Beef wif Broccori?"
