A little something into the camera...

For those of you who might be unfamiliar with me, I thought I would sit down and waste my time to write a bio. Well, apparently my parents had freaky-sex and my father forgot to wear a ball cap during the evolution because I was spat out in the calendar year of 1981. This resulted in spawning me out that same year in Paducah, Kentucky. This created the person I am today so fucking deal with it. I emerged from nothingness in December which makes me a Sagittarius and is very fitting to my style and personality. I unfortunately spent the majority of my years on this planet in the McCracken County district of Kentucky but after I graduated from Paducah Tilghman High School in 2000 I moved .. I realized I wasn't doing shit with my life except smoking it away, I got some bright idea that I would join the Navy (what a fucking waste of time that was). There was a time when yours fucking truly was a student at Saint Leo University studying religion. You read that statement correctly... religion! For the longest time I wanted to be a Priest and I even got ordained but then I realized something, "I am not very religious as I thought." I also realized that the church is one corrupted fucking place! So, I dropped that idea very quickly after two semesters of it and now I am starting school for broadcasting. Throughout my life time I have went for every dream that popped into my head and all of them have turned out to be duds. I am not ashamed of trying because why should anyone sell themselves short of what they want to achieve out of life? I got a lot of fucking moxy, and for all you people who do not know what that means-it means that I have; Courage, Balls, and a lot of intestinal fortitude! It is the only thing that has got me where I am today Basically, I am cynical and rude gobshite! I am a JERK! Jerks are people whose behavior is so inappropriate and outrageous that it creates problems for everyone near them. WATCH OUT FUCKERS HERE I COME!!! I wasnt born with enough middle fingers!!! My addictions are [adult swim] cartoons, comic books, violent movies, video games, comdey, music and playing around on the computer. I am the guy your mother and father warned you about - no really I am that guy. My favorite kind of food is by far and away Mexican food but it has to be the real deal, not the faken baken crapo'la. I'm not a fan of shorts so you will almost always find me in jeans and a t-shirt, I also enjoy wearing sandals (a lot). My psychologist tells me that I am energetic - with borderline manic tendencies. WHATEVER! No one really gets me. And frankly, I don't even get me. I'm sure a lot of different people have their own opinions of me, oh well! I am who I am and that's who I am going to continue to be. I might be misunderstood by a lot of people, but I can deal with that. If you matter enough to me I will let you in. Unfortunately I always feel as though that I am constantly being thwarted by the imbeciles who surround me. My dry wit and sarcasm makes me a hilarious person to be around. If I was to ever pull a prank on someone I would probably put goldfish in a water cooler or maybe put someone’s hand in a bowl of warm water while they are asleep... lol. I'm opinionated yes, but half the time I'm not quite sure where my opinions lie. I think aloud, and I type faster than my brain computes. I am not a member of the moral police. I search for truth along many paths. I strongly support everyone’s right to have a relationship with your God, Gods or with your lack of belief in any higher force and I recognize that each person must walk his or her own path. In my opinion we are all products of the same universe. I am a Libertarian. I don't care what others think of me, just as long as I am having fun and feel good about myself. I usually find myself on the side of the underdog in society, and I will fight for any cause I believe to be just, and am prepared to be rebellious. I know how to be outspoken and I know exactly what expressions will hurt my adversaries most. I may not hesitate to switch allegiance in politics or change my system of belief if I see a personal advantage for myself in doing so. I can be a witty conversationalist. I am adventurousness and eager to extend experience beyond the physically familiar. I have a positive outlook on life even when life is kicking me in the ass. I am full of enterprise, energy, and versatility. I tend to bring uncanny, electrifying fusion and unbelievable energy to my environment. I am known for being a very spontaneous person. There is a lot of things I enjoy doing such as; traveling and exploration, the more so because my mind is constantly open to new dimensions of thought. I stand firm to my own personal view towards things and I do not back down. I am a straightforward, intellectual and philosophical person. I am starting a local radio station called KFR which stands for: Killer Fucking Radio. This station is: AN UNRESTRICTED PC-BASED INTERNET BROADCASTING STATION. WE ARE DEDICATED TO SUPPORTING ALL LOCAL BANDS WITHIN NORFOLK AND SURROUNDING AREAS INORDER FOR THEM TO GET SOME AIR TIME. If you are interested in having some air time let me know. Our site is not up yet but we will be broadcasting from all the dj's myspace profiles, the KFR group page, the KFR music page, and our own personal website. This is all still under construction. We are just looking for local bands so that we will have something to play once the site is up. We will also be notifying everyone once it is so they can listen in. Get the word out! There is a new station in town that supports the fucking underdogs! We only play the most kick ass bands within the local area The reason I want to start a radio station is because I have always had a passion for it, and my personal style and character fits to being a shock jock radio DJ. I have always enjoyed listening to talk radio and all the hardcore stations around the world. As I listened to all these stations it got me to thinking. I asked myself, "how hard could it be really, to start my own station?" Well, it is not hard at all as long as you do a little studying first, and are willing to pay out of pocket for the expenses it can be done. I am going to be an online broadcast so that the FCC cannot regulate my show. I will be on Myspace, and I will also have two other internet sites I will be broadcasting from. My show is going to be live-raw-uncut-uncensored adult entertainment. I am only playing local bands, and bands from other cities moving here (lets face it... the big name bands have enough fucking money... they don't need anymore). This way I can have some in-studio live play. I am going to name every band before I play them, and every song (I hate radio stations who only tell the band and the song like once every 100 bits). I am going to have some talk radio sessions in the show but they are going to be hilarious - so empty your bladder because I do not want you to ruin your tighty whities... lol. I will be interviewing bands from around the area, and letting them state how they got started, their influences, show times and where they are going to be playing at. We will be doing some live feed from various hot spots around the area where all the local bands will be rocking the house! I am going to play a muti-range of music, comic bits, skits, pranks, and we are going to talk about a variety of subjects, and issues.

 

Um... Wow that was alot. Being a jerk is not something to be proud of but i like totally agree with you on the radio front - when they dont say the song name till like youve forgotten what theyre on about! Good luck with the station and Welcome to the forums.

 

I wanted to make a good first impression... lol. Well, I appreciate your opinion but being a jerk and saying exactly what I think is just the type of person I am. Maybe you will tune into the station when my site is up and listen in. I have already taped a few shows, and some of the topics include; immigration, the war, poverty in America, hypocrites every where you look. We also have some pretty hilarious comic bits as well. You never know you might even call in and tell your view on something... llllaaaaattteeerrrr!!!

 

Are you going to get a website? Or just myspace and the other two unmentioned...

 

I will own my own wesbite plus host from myspace as well. I have all the programs, equipment, etc but I am just waiting for all the legal mumbo jumbo to clear so I can start getting my shows on the air!

 

Hello and welcome to hip forums!

 

Why thank you. I am glad to be here. I got kicked out of a forum called Fire Soceity because they did not like my views on immigration.

 

alright, well, that's a bit more reading than I'd like to do.

welcome to the forums, nonetheless! :rockon: