Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

can play "Bohemian Rhapsody" using the buttons on his phone

 

shot J.R.

 

is attracted to felines

 

contemplates "What have I got to loose?" about every other chorus.

 

actually owns a copy of "Joe Dirt" on DVD

 

Made out with each member from Spinal Tap.

 

got a DUI on a Big Wheel

 

is actually just a renegade ABBA fan named Robzak!

 

wears a bellamy brothers belt buckle to every saturday's line dance

 

Has actually ridden in a flying burrito.

 

has hopes of getting a flying burrito license

 

Has never even heard of a flying burrito until now.

 

rarely uses underwear for anything other than emergency handkerchiefs.

 

Stole my vacuum. Offered it back but I mean ew.

 

lost her claims to the Canadian record for most bananas peeled in 5 minutes without using her hands after other competitors complained of an unfair advantage gained due to her full-time profession.

 

Once gained and lost control of all of the universe in 37 seconds

 

needs find a better way of trimming unwanted nosehairs and flip that pipe around the right way.

 

Doesn't know a pipe from shine-ola.

 

That was clever ametisti...and I'm serious I got a good chuckle out of that. But you do what you gotta do when your in the woods and all you have is a knife and a rotten piece of wood.

 

Thinks that UFO stands for Ugly Frozen Overies.