DNA magazine covermodel Dennis Batbayli

Bless his heart, he looks like a real healthy young man.

 

Yes yarapio, Bless His Heart....And His Abs....And His Calves....And His Stunning Good Looks....And....And.....And....... sob sob !!!! (at this point gentle readers glen is reduced to a drooling soggy mess, and as such cannot continue with this post......normal service will resume shortly )Cheers Glen.

 

I think my penis just died.

 

he's a bit thin for you isn't he? and that first pic of him in the green trunks looks like he's got a sock stuck in them.

Anyway this thread is complete spam, but to be fair I have just removed the outside links and saved the photos
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Rigor mortis? Does that mean you just got a stiffy?

 

Hi Andy, Am Not Sure Exactly How To Interpret Your Post. I See Two Angles To This. First : Your "Best Friend" Died Because You Flogged The Daylights Out Of It Over The Photo. Secondly: Since We All Know You Like Your Men "Cuddly" As Clearly Displayed In Your Sig Your "Best Friend" Refused To Respond (died) After Sighting Above Photo ???? We Eagerly Await Your Response !!!............Cheers Glen.

 

So in other words any excuse to try and get a guy to talk about masterbating?
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Dear Sweet Samhain....... You Are An " Evil...Cunning...Suspicious...Mind Reading...Seriously Warped Boy"..............May I Add, All Of These Are Qualities That I Look For In A Man !!!..... Cheers Glen.

 

I mean I wouldn't mind messing around with him... :&

He's a little to muscly for my taste though.

 

and I do love older men, hang on I never said that......... :leaving:

 

thats exactly whats I thought, I love the presumation of the OP that gay guys will love him, while I wouldn't throw him out of bed theres something really borrrring about no body hair and toned bodies, I might as well go and get a sex doll, if I want that kind of perfection, and I don't
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Haha very funny :lol: I guess what I said was rather ambiguous, but I did mean it as in "that guy really isn't my type," as most of you seemed to have gathered not in the :wank: kinda way hehe. So yeah, Glen, your second interpretation of my post was right

 

Samhain....Each Of Us Has A "Vision or Goal" We Strive To Reach In Life........Yours Is Clearly A Cold ,Sad, Lifeless Inflatable Toy !!!..Which Will Most Likely Deflate At The Height Of Your Passion!!!!.....My Vision Is Clearly "Perfection."....Heaven On A Stick I Would Describe It....And Whats More ,He'l Bring Me Coffee In Bed Next Morning .........Bet Ya Pathetic Old Doll Can't Do That!!!! .......Cheers Glen.

 

like I said I don't go for dolls, I think I'd have difficulty finding them in the hairy older varity.
and if you think he'll bring you coffee in bed think again, he'd probably insist you make it yourself while he gets his beauty sleep
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ew. SO not my type. nice upper body, but the face....and those MASSIVE legs...and what's up with him being like completely hairless?? I personally have a thing for the happy trail.....that dude just dont do it.

 

He's handsome, but not my type either. Too muscular for me.

He doesn't set the blood coursing through my veins at all.

 

If he was a little less bulky and a bit prettier in the face then maybe, but he'd also need longer hair and different underwear, I'm not really into obvious bulges, I'm more of a sensual person than a sexual one.

I think I'm just obsessed with androgyny, the 'manliest' thing I like is Vin Diesel, he's not overly muscular and he doesn't act like a moronic, testosterone charged teenager with an "I'm not gay honest because I act as boyish and obnoxious as I possibly can" complex, and also he's a one off for me because I think he's the only person I'm attracted to who has no hair!

 

Isn't it odd how few people this model appeals to? Who actually chooses these guys to make the front cover of magazines or whatever?

 

I think it's because their supposed to appeal to to general audience rather than a specific one. Maybe the idea is so that most people will think a rough minimum of "I would gets the smex from you but your not perfect" kind of thing.