Christmas 2007. Men, lets blow our women...

out of the water. It's that time of year again. Corporate America wants us to BUY,BUY, BUY. I say we can beat them at their own game and come out looking good. We just have to work together. We have everything we need to pull this off. A great place to post our ideas, wonderful ladies who I'm sure will be willing to point us in the right direction and the time to save the money if that is an issue. The direction I think we need to head towards is "practical". How much glittery useless stuff does a person need? Last year, one of the gifts I gave was a bamboo steamer. No, they are not just for rice anymore. I have had my ass squeezed more than once while she/we were using this. Lets not forget adult toys. Remember, Jesus said "Hey, it's better to dump your load in a prostitute than throw it on the ground." Listen to the Man on this one. What gifts have you given that were well received?

Recipient: Female (Mate)
Age: Very early 40's
Interests: Cooking, gardening, Sex, Majong (puzzle games).
Past hits: Bamboo steamer, very expensive car stereo (she was really into music and had long drives to and from work.), saved all my change and gave it to my Daughter one year, she was in heaven(16).
Suggested Adult toy: Small and medium anal plugs.

 

Dude, all ya gotta do is pay attention to your lady. (The term LADY is intended as respectful!) For the first time in years I'm able to spend on my wife for her birthday. The key is; to give her what she WANTS. Not some shit for the house. Mine is getting a day on her own @ a spa for a deep body massage, then she goes out with her friends to see one of the All Male revue shows here in Las Vegas. A day for HER and her ALONE.
But like I say. First time in years I could afford it.

 

hey guys if she's like me and doesn't want stuff then plz don't go and get her stuff. Some of us have very strong convictions about reducing consumption for reasons of the environment, reducing clutter, saving $$ (yes even if it's yours, your money is my money haha, don't waste it y'hear).

They say it's the thought that counts but I'd like to tell you straight up not much thought went into it when I tell you no gifts plz and yet you still give me a Royal Dalton.

If you must give her something make it transient like food, spa treatment or entertainment.

 

something romantic and small is nice, like a nie simple necklace she could wear all the tiem (doesnt have to be expensive, there are very nice necklaces out there for less than $20). coupons for household chores or massages or suchlike

 

I hope your "ladies" indulge you just the same during the holidays.