You might be a hippie....

I heard both of those about Rainbows

 

If 4:20 is the only time you are punctual . . . . . . . . .you may be a hippy.

 

Brilliant, every one made me laugh, especailly the takes five minuets to answer whats your favorite dead song

 

Your only debts are to the library

 

If you laugh at a Falcons HS football game when the cheerleader says
"GIVE ME AN F"

 

Years ago I started a "You might be a redneck deadhead if..." list. I'll paste it in below. Not exactly on topic, but close enough maybe for a chuckle.

-If your Pit Bull wears beads or a tie-dye bandana- or smells like patchouli...
-If you have to spit tobacco outta yer mouth before calling the State Highway Patrolman a "pig."
-If you have to pick salt out of your ass while out pickin' shrooms.
-If your flatbed truck has a VW Microbus welded to it ...
-If you bring your "feeshin' pole" to shows at Deer Creek...
-If the gunrack in your pickup truck holds more psychedelic kites and tie-dye flags than shotguns...
-If your front porch collapses and seriously injures more than three hippies sleeping under it...
-If your tie-dyes are all in camouflage colors...
-If, at shows, you vend "Kind Venison Burritos."
-If your microbus is primer red and duct tape grey...
-If you have a Confederate Flag on the Volkswagon Microbus- into which you must climb via the window...
-If you would really really REALLLLLY like to take your cousin "on tour."
-If your father is the leader of your Uncle John's Band...
-If your favorite shotgun is named "Althea" and your favorite handgun "Sugar Mag."...
-If part of your family sleeps in a colorful repainted old school bus that's up on blocks in your front yard...
-If you bring your taxidermist along when you go on tour...
-If the head of any large mammal (or the complete body of any fish or reptile) is mounted inside your bus...
-If you've ever gone to a show via Greyhound- or an 18-Wheeler you drove yourself...
-If you consider Falls City to be a Kind Import...
-If you have a tie-dye band around your cowboy hat...
-If you buy your tie-dyes at Walmart...