Household Masturbation Objects

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by 6t9Me, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. 6t9Me

    6t9Me Member

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    Ive tried loads of household objects and oils to get a gd orgasm, please could you share what you use or could use.
     
  2. Lizardd

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    Well, I recently discovered that store-bought lube is great, but ive been wanking for years with vascilene-brand hand lotion. Make sure whatever hand cream you use isnt scented or has perfume in it becuase.. she burns. Actully in a few minutes im going to be jerking off using Life brand skin lotion. Haha hope this helps
     
  3. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

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    ummm. you guys DO know that ky is also made by EQUATE, so its like really fucking cheap. and its made for that sort of thing too!

    lotion is BAD for you if your plannning on having sex with a female, ummmm later? it looks like this thread is just about you and your hand and your penis.

    Get KY Equate brand. its cheap, it works. its grrrrrrrreat!
     
  4. McMeatspinner

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    i wrap my dick in dental floss, but before you knock it try it

    WARNING: Becarefull if you cut a vein in you dick, with something seemingly indangerous as dental floss. you WILL still bleed to death.
     
  5. Cutted

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    Olive oil...
     
  6. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Potato peelers make great anal probes.
     
  7. salmon4me

    salmon4me Senior Member

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    wow
     
  8. nolifer

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    H&S sensitive shampoo
     
  9. The edge of the bathroom sink....shampoo bottle (!)....q-tip wet with warm water directly on my clit head (!!!!)....
     
  10. chicagoguy82

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    Interesting....any photos? =)
     
  11. Use your imagination!
     
  12. Alfred E.

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    Well, I'm a guy and into anal so for me...a bottle...empty...of Bacardi or my latest toy, my MagLite flashlight works well. Just the right diameter, a little long though for sitting while I stroke.
     
  13. Alfred E.

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    Are we allowed to post pics?
     
  14. wdave79

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    try these
     
  15. sxcmomma

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    Shampoo bottles feel so nice in the shower
     
  16. lscar

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    shower gel is good, but you get frothy, so it doesn't.
     
  17. SatanHam

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    i used some body soap.
    it dosent work.
    it hurts ur dick.
    kuz thares so much salt in it.
     
  18. PineMan

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    The simplest, and most adaptable is probably the humble candle.
     

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