I like to do it outdoors.

One of the things I like I to do most is to take a walk around the outskirts of town at night, and in the more deserted areas, where most people are already asleep and cars don't often pass, I like to lower my pants, just enough, and poop right there on the sidewalk. That's awesome.

 

LMAO.. Awsome!

 

do you then wipe? what do you do with the paper?

 

Yes, I take some TP along with me in my pocket, and discard it in the bushes or anywhere else out of sight when done. And if you don't push but relax the anus and let it slide out naturally, it tends not to leave much of a stain around the anus, so I don't even always need paper.

 

ooo! ive never poo'd outside! im afraid of like, putting my hand or foot in it by accident. im clumsy enough just squatting to pee!
from the title of this thread i thought it was.. i like to have sex outside, and i was going to say, YAY me too! isnt it the coolest?

 

Why the sidewalk instead of in the grass where someone is less likely to step in it? Or are you doing it as a spiteful thing so someone will step in it?

 

I like to pee outside... not so much on the outskirts of town... just in general.

 

Hm... you know, I've never thought about that. It's definitely not out of malice. I don't do it in people's front porch, or anything. I guess in the grass is too clandestine for me. The fact that I'm doing it somewhere you're not supposed to take a shit even if you really have to makes up most of the charm for me.

I've had sex outside once in my life. We were both extremely drunk (exemplified all the more by the fact that it was with someone I'd never seen before that day), and it kind of just happened. It was a bit uncomfortable, but still enjoyable.

 

I sympathise with you. It's freedom - man at his most natural. Letting your waste drop where it may has been done for thousands of years. Keep up the good work. Let some uptight old lady clean it up. Godspeed!

 

Exhibitionism is fun, and an adrenaline rush at times.

 

Man, I feel sorry for the poor sap that has to clean THAT up! lol. Other than that, good for you!!! Be free! I could never do that though, I can't go if someone is one the same floor as me when I'm doing my thing, let alone in the middle of a pavement

 

really? i used to be a bit uptight like that. when my bf and i were first together i never did a number 2 at his house for ages, always waited for when i got home, but now i dont even care who is around. its a completely natural thing and its healthy to go when u need to rather than holding it in for a more 'less embarassing' time.

 

Do it all the time working in the bush. We call it "hanging some white ribbon." As an aside, I had a buddy crushing in a gravel pit with no portapotty. He tried to shit in the woods but shat in his coveralls.

 

i'd freak if i saw that, seriously-but, eh, to each their own, i guess.
i like peeing outside-me and my old friend once hid in a giant bushy tree in someone's yard in the middle of winter and pissed to warm up, lol.

 

I had a friend who pooped in a hand dryer in a public restroom once.

 

lol. how the hell did they manage that?? yuk!

 

When I was younger I went through a few years where I would ramdomly go across the street from my house, into the woods behind my elementary school, and poop out a log. I dont know why. I think it was sexual for me. Additionally, I now enjoy having a bit of fun with myself in places I shouldn't - like in my office, or someone else's bathroom, or on my girlfriend's kitchen table. THIS is Definitlely sexual. But, yeah, the poop thing - I getcha. It IS primal, and somewhat savage of an act. It's a tremendous rush. LET'S ALL GO HAVE A PUBLIC DUMPING!

 

Ive shit on the sidewalk of the busiest street in town. Always wanted to shit off the bridge lol.

 

freaks.

 

There's a not very well known law over here that a preggers lady can pee in a policemans helmet if she has nowhere else to go. Does that count as primal? lol