What Do you think my chances are?

ok yes i know.....ANOTHER drug test thread but w/e here it goes, i have been a heavy pot smoker for a while now, and i just moved in my friends house for my senior year of high school. His parents dont really mind that I smoke, they just dont want me to be a stoner anymore, so they are drug testing me. The last time i had smoked was August 23rd, and i was supposed to have a test on September 14th. Well September 14th came and went with no test, then time kept going, onto the 20th, got a pack of spice gold, thought it was cool, but all the while i was craving pot, well then came the 24th, and the test hadnt came, so i was thinking it was a bluff, so i smoked a couple bowls of some dank pot. Well wouldnt you know, i get home later that day, watching Monday Night Football, and my friends mom walks up to me with the Drug Screen Test. Well i couldnt go piss , so i drank like 5 cups of water( dillute it I guess, even though i knew i would fail), and yeah so i failed the test, next day she tells me im having a test on October 10th. I really need to pass this one, so ive been drinking all kinds of water, sweating, about to order some 99-0 chillin, go to harvest fest and get some shrooms, but anyways, if i dont smoke between now and the test, do you think i have a chance of passing, knowing the last time i smoked was Sept 24th, and the test is Ocbtober 10th, so you think i will pass?

 

It all depends on how bad you want to pass the test. Drink TONS of water, exercise lots, purchase w/e necessary at GMC, and whatever else you can think of.

To my knowledge this is a home testing kit. Dude, all you need is a couple drops of bleach. If you cant get bleach, google will be your best friend.

 

yeah im thinking about the bleach thing, but the test i just had was an all in one screening ,testing for opium , meth, weed, coke, crack everything lol, so what happens if i put bleach in it, will everything come up negative or will it just come up as void?

 

A home test? Well your friends mom cannot watch (unless she is a milf) so dilute away!

 

ok but if i put bleach in the test will it come up negative or as void?

 

u can put toliet water in those tests if its not goin to a doctor then it wont show up diluted

 

ok but if i put BLEACH in my urine sample, will it come up as negative for THC or will it just have the void sign?