wasup Im tryin to score some pain killers from my doc today, any suggestions a=on what ishould ask for, if so how would i go about asking him for them? thanks
yeah... don't ask. Demand that shit! For Free! Just bring a list with you. Put shit on there like crack rocks, XPills and herron. Tell him you need to make some cash so you can go to that hot Asian massage joint so you're gonna need A LOT. Take the pictures of his kids sitting on his desk and scowl at them untill u begin to cry just a little bit, then back to business, take his money + reschedule next week. Then steal the receptionist's purse. on the way out It'll work if you show no fear. No one tells you these things b/c so many people are already doing it and doctors even if they won't admit it don't like the guys who do that. But Don't half ass it or you'll end up in prison. Follow every step. make sure he knows who the boss is. and it's the little things that make that happen. like firin off a few caps in the nurses general direction that really sell this little trick.
you want to know how to get pain killers? do you need them? you have to make him believe that you need them, and, therefore, YOU need to believe that you need them. Convincing a doctor that you need pain killers is simple: you need to lie with your body. First off, he'll try to give you codeine. Because many people have averse reactions to codiene, it will be totally believable if you tell him that you can't stomach it. But act naive. ASK him what another option might be. Don't act like you KNOW what the other options are. Once he offers you hydrocodone (vicodin, vicoprofen..etc) you know you've got him sold. Take that prescription, and then call him the next day and say that you've been puking and you need to try another option, and HOPEFULLY, he'll toss you some percocett. Good luck. -V
