water poisoning?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by texasmade3, Sep 25, 2007.

  1. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Drowning is the wrong word.....unless you are breathing the water instead of drinking it.

    And of all the ways to die, too much sex just sounds rad
     
  2. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Haha! Can you picture the newspaper article on that?

    A young couple were found dead last night in their lake house. They were both naked. Reason of death is unidentified, but police believe it is because of too much fornicating. Forensic specialists have never seen a case like this and are further investigating the cause of death.
     
  3. *Autumn*Epona*

    *Autumn*Epona* Hemptress

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    I wouldn't die from starvation or dehydration during marathon sex....I can totally snack and snip during, I guess I would just need someone to bring it to me....a butler of some sort....

    I don't know about water, but I do know that when I drink too much of the good stuff too fast (like I mean ALOT and REAL FAST) I will all of a sudden just throw it up (what a waste) and then be fine, ready to drink some more, slower this time of course....but it's not like getting sick from the alcohol...its just too much in the tummy at one time.
     
  4. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Your right gravity, I didn't pay attention in biology class. I'm almost sure I was drooling on my desk the day they were talking about that. I actually took AP biology my senior year. funny.. And of course drowning will work also to whoever said that. But im talking about just drinking too much from being too hott.
     
  5. Oz!

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    Don't drink water... fish fuck in it!

    But yes, it is physically possible to overwork yer kidneys by consuming too much water... thank gods beer is clever enough to provide dehydration.....
     
  6. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    ^ haha i know right. And I love to shotgun some beer!
     
  7. *Autumn*Epona*

    *Autumn*Epona* Hemptress

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    How did beer in fact get so clever?
     
  8. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Because it gets you drunk. How clever!
     
  9. RipYouApart

    RipYouApart Banned

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    No you don't
     
  10. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i don't....prove it bitch
     
  11. RipYouApart

    RipYouApart Banned

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    'Got me there, Chewbacca
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    wow, you're lamer than ever
     
  13. lode

    lode Banned

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    Who's rip you apart then?
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i dunno....but he seems to like trolling me

    what a fag
     
  15. *Autumn*Epona*

    *Autumn*Epona* Hemptress

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    He just needs more beer.
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i hope you mean sip, i wouldn't want scissors anywhere nearby during sex...
     
  17. lode

    lode Banned

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    I love scissor sex. I'm kinda freaky though.
     
  18. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    SCISSOR SEX IS FREAKY?!!! :stunned:
     
  19. lode

    lode Banned

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    Well, to most. We're a dying breed KC. :D
     
  20. texasmade3

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    I wonder how edward scissor hands masturbates? ::note to self, dont ever think like that again::
     

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