If a guy....

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  1. cogliostro

    cogliostro Sir Psycho Sexy

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    In a gorilla suit that got wheeled around in a bananna hammock ran for prez would he have a chance in the upcoming election? God I hate it when it's close to a new presedential election, theres a certain air that I hate about everything political though. Anyone else concur?
     
  2. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I think he'd have a fair shot, definitely. Hehehe.
     
  3. cogliostro

    cogliostro Sir Psycho Sexy

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    I would vote for a shit sandwich or giant douchebag anyday!
     
  4. punk rock star

    punk rock star Member

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    Go clinton!
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    go me

    oh wait, i'm not old enough yet :(
     
  6. cogliostro

    cogliostro Sir Psycho Sexy

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    George Clinton maybe! Parlaiment funkadelic in da house, senate and George Clinton as prez, Snoop Dog his vice and Anthrax would be secretary of defense, we gotta work Wu-Tang in there somewhere too>
     
  7. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    hahahah :)

    the congress would be turned into a giant disco.. funky colors and decisions would be made by having a dance off!!
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well Dr. Zaius is already on the ticket [​IMG]


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  9. cogliostro

    cogliostro Sir Psycho Sexy

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    Hunter S. Thompson's body and Dr. Gonzo as It's vice!
     
  10. evil i 13

    evil i 13 Senior Member

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    too bad he was cremated. I think we should do it with Reagan and Nixon. Then have them sworn in by our newest supreme court justice Judge Reinhold. no one would fuck with us. Make Lohan the drug czar. let Paris Hilton be sec of state and pick a bunch of her friends to play all the other parts except sec General which is reserved for Peyton Manning. That way people might begin to pay attention to politics. Make it into reality tv. Then take all the money and gold from the banks and federal reserve scatter it about various sports stadiums around the continental US (sorry Hawaii and Alaska time to let go of mama's teet) in easter eggs and redistribute the wealth in a big festive easter egg hunt. Then the American people be maniacly conditioned to the point of electing banana hammock guy.

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  11. cogliostro

    cogliostro Sir Psycho Sexy

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    Did'nt Jhonny Depp shoot him out of a cannon or was it his ashes?
     
  12. evil i 13

    evil i 13 Senior Member

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    it was an exploding shell containing his ashes. Depp financed it, but as for who lit the fuse, i'm not sure. probably Juan or Anita.

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  13. cogliostro

    cogliostro Sir Psycho Sexy

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    Fear & Loathing was awesome.
     
  14. lode

    lode Banned

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    I'm for Jeb bush/Zombie Reagan '08.
     
  15. evil i 13

    evil i 13 Senior Member

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    i think if we're gonna go zombie we need to go all the way. No more of this liberal jew run hollywood anti zombie sentiment
     
  16. evil i 13

    evil i 13 Senior Member

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    If u like what Gilliam did with fear and loathing you'll love Tideland. It's deranged. it stars Jeff Bridges as a drug addicted rock star burn out, and Jennifer Tilly plays sord of a pam morrison character. And they have this kid who's severely traumatized and the movie shows the world through her eyes. It's shot very similar to F+L. I don't want to ruin any of it, but rest assured it's good.
     
  17. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I think we subconsciously realize how untrustworthy people are. All of these lies thrown around-most of the stuff they preach that they will do are such farfetched promises. Amazing.
     
  18. evil i 13

    evil i 13 Senior Member

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    politics is indeed the dirtiest, most viscious game played by modern man. especially during wartime.
     
  19. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    No chance... they're finishing their second term.
     
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