Suspended for 4 days..Legend of the red sharpie

Well yesterday i got fucking suspended. Some kid wrote "david likes men and something something something(i forget)" So with a red sharpie i wrote in huge letters all over the 2 of the 4 bathrooms in the school "JEFF FINGERS BUMHOLES" and signed as "the red sharpie". I wrote other stuff about the kid and after anything i wrote id sign it as "the red sharpie". So everyone cant believe the balls this "the red sharpie" kid has for writing this stuff, and the size of the print. I also wrote it on the schools bathroo mirrors..mirror 1-"Jeff.."mirror 2-"Fingers.."mirror 3-"bumholes!"(signed, the red sharpie) The reason why i wrote that is because hes known to have fingered this fat girls bumhole, so its funny.


Anyways, yesterday i got called to the office and apparently they have been investigating who "the red sharpie" was for the past few days by the schools camera and the exact time where graffiti was freshly present. They got me. He suspended me for the rest of the week. In the process everyone in school found out who "The red sharpie" was, and now its a legend because its permanant, and kids will forever know who had the balls to do such a thing. Even when the headmaster asked me if i did it(even though they had proof, if i didnt admit it they said they would have searched me)..he said exactly this.."Are you the red sharpie, david?", I replied "you caught me RED handed". I planned to say that if i ever were to get caught..but i never thought the headmaster would legit ask if i was the red sharpie, so funny.

 

Wouldn't you rather be known for something good?

 

haha thats awesome man.

 

lmao thats somthing worth gettin suspended for. although at my skool id get sent to district or stuck in all day detention for 10 days.

 

maybe when he becomes 18 and is cited for a more severe crime his name will be "the red anus".. from it getting pounded by fat black guys in jail

 

^hahahahahahahahaha

 

Thats funny that you think it will be lasting... no one will remember it in 2 weeks and the bathrooms will be clean by the time you get back to school.

 

sharpie..permanent?

 

hahaha, why the fuck do you call him the headmaster?

 

^^ Idk, people do.

 

And to my knowledge sharpies were permanent, dj.

 

^ i guarantee the school has cleaning shit that can take it off

 

I'm sure goof off would wipe that shit cleanoff.

A lot of schools refer to the principal as headmaster. Around here though it tends to be the real uber wealthy private schools.

 

True. Atleast almost every boy has seen it by now.

 

your mom is the head master.. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. SNAAAAP.. lol.. jp

 

lollll

 

no. SOS pads take that shit off in a jiffy.

 

maybe for your subpar canadian sharpies. Our American sharpies, like our culture, are far superior.

 

lmao..ill know monday when i go back to school. Then we'll see who has the canadian shit sharpies. AMERICAN SHARPIES ALL THE WAY YAAA

 

lol not to start another Canadian conspiracy but......YOUR BEER SUCKS!!!!!


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just watched Canadian bacon and i had to do it.

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