I'm In Love w/ ........

All of you. You are so beautiful, guys. Each of ya. Wanna spoon? Or....fork?? Yea, I need to get some sleep, or something. Send me cookies. Or Vodka. I am wearing a funny hat tonight.

My feet are cold.

 

Enough of this salacious flatware talk. Are you trying to set the table?

 

What kinda funny hat?

 

I wanna spork.
My feet are cold too.

 

A fuzzy one. With a ball on it.

yes.

 

I'll give you some socks, if you'll put them on erotically.

Oh, sorry Stinkfoot.

 

What if I put them on neurotically?

 

my feet are cold too

 

I've kinda got a thing for crazy, so that's just as good.

 

How come it is not making you funny? Your topic sounds awfully ghey. Your feet are cold... How about during the tupperware party you and your Boy George look-a-like buddies have you put on some knee highs and sip cappachino near a fireplace while discussing today's episode of One Life To Live

 

*Rip you aparts stunning retorts send droopy snoopy into a suicidal self loathing craze.*

 

fuck, am i gonna have to choke a bitch?
i'm really gonna have to choke a bitch
i fucking hate having to choke a bitch
tony, i got yer back
:H

 

Oh it's ON NOW. Some bitch bout ta get choked.

 

actually i want a sonic screwdriver, even if that means eating with my fingers.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I like fluffernutters.

 

I'm hungry. Why is no one bringing me food?

 

Did you eat my slice of pecan pie cuz I ain't seen it nowhere.

Haha I pwned the noobs like it wuz ndeepindenz daiyee. lololzzzzzzz

 

^Beacause Fabio is eating all the fluffernutters

 

Hahaha yes. You know it.

 

Fluff is white and you are gay. Can you piece things together or must i spell it out for you