I want to have sex with a girl

i don't have a hard enough wall to do that, but i used a nice sized book to bang on my head

 

lol ye dude n u sud go fuk urselv n ur frens n burn urself n then u sud die n eat ur cum n swalow n die cuz ur cum sux dude lololollersaurus

 

did you use your boyfriends dick aswell?

 

Funniest name ever

 

Wow..... Somehow I never read this thread......

:stunned:

 

Or maybe you were too fucked up in the head to remember it

 

Well it was a year ago..... but actually I can remember that I was on vacation that week... being that it's near my bday and all.... I think.....

 

i was apparently too fucked up in the head to remember it
or maybe it's simply cause i don't give a shit

this is like the best thread ever!
hahaha

 

It is pretty hilarious. I wonder who those people (or person) was.....

ondering:

 

I believe I was having sex with a girl when this thread came to be, as I didn't post here.

 

alas i wasn't have sex with a girl so i did post here

i have suspicions of who it is/was/is ....
maybe rip you apart has some suspicions as well...

rip you apart is a good name though, i like it, it's sexy, it reminds me of she wants revenge~ tear you apart oooh i'm getting ideas...

 

I'm going to assume she was a lady pirate with a troubled past, who found solace in my arms.

 

She wants revenge?

Anyways ripyouapart is a hot name... you have no idea what it does to me.....

(am i serious?)

 

I know who they/he was, and after reading this, I know who RIP is as well.

 

You do?

 

we all seem to want something.

sex is pretty but what i really want is a green world,
where i wouldn't be having to live cheek by jowl with anyone,
let alone the inconsiderate.

the years that would have been the best sex years of my life i hardly ever got any either.

but for me that's all ancient history now. there is a silver lining to being an old fart.
and not being horney all the time is part of it.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I want to have sex with a girl too....OMG...that makes me GAY....SHOCKING !

 

Oh my! Scandalous! haha!

 

Well...I TRY HARD to be..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well played!