Time for a "blonde jokes" thread, feel free to add more . Just to let you all know i have nothing against blondes, but i find the stereotypes on them can get a giggle out of me so here is my first blonde joke: A younge female blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who also asks the blonde to move. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the head stewardess tells the co-pilot that there is a young female blonde who refuses to go to her right seat and insists to stay in first class. The co-pilot says, "Oh, let me handle this, my wife's a blonde, I speak blonde." So the co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her right seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her that first class isn't going to Jamaica"
I talked to a blonde the other day, and she was having a moment. Bad. Thats when I had to say: "you're the kind of girl who goes to an airport, asks for a round trip ticket, right? The ticket guy says 'where to?', and you say, 'back here, DUH' I love that one, courtesy of playboy.
Heard about the new blonde paint? It's not very bright but it spreads easy. Why do blondes prefer tilt stearing? There's more head room. Why do blondes not like to make Kool Aid? It's too hard to fit all that water in the packet. Ba da Dum...
One day a blonde decided she wanted to buy a boat, but realized she didnt have a place to put it, so she went and bought some blue paint and painted her grass blue, went back and bought the boat and set it up in the middle of the grass and pretended to go sailing. Another blonde was walking by and was digusted by the one in the boat and yelled " you know its blondes like you that give us a bad reputation, and if i could swim i come over there and kick youre ass"
One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven. God told them that there were 100 steps on the staircase to heaven, and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get into heaven. So the redhead made it to the 10th step and laughed. The brunette made it to the 25th step and laughed. But the blonde made it to the 99th step and laughed even before god told his joke. God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet" The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!"
a brunette a redhead and a blonde are in a burning building. They run to the roof and see the fire department with a spread out blanket for them to jump on. the rehead jump and the blanket is cruelly pulled away and she falls to her death. The brunette says now I'm not jumping. The fire man says we just hate redheads c'mon jump, so she does and the same thing happens. Now it's the blondes turn and she says, "hey don't try to pull that crap on me, I'm to smart." than she think for a second to find a solution to how to stop the men from pulling the blanket away, finally she say "put the blanket down and step away"
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/moar_bucket/vs.jpg Because homosexuals do not belong in the military.
