either my friend has a lot of kinetic energy or...

theres a ghost in my house. okay so my girl was staying the night and we were the only ones home. we were sitting in my living room just bullshittin, and it was pretty late at night. i have this heavy globe on a wooden stand sitting on top of the bookshelf in my living room. and it flew across the room and hit the wall opposite. it was really fucking loud and scared the shit out of us. and before we even had time to react, the front door (which was locked) flew open and then shut again really fast. we were pretty freaked out, so we ran upstairs and were like holy shit what just happened. and we were sitting in my room and the phone rang. it only rang once so i didnt have time to answer it. but i looked at the missed call and it said "jaime", which is my friend that was there with me. but her phone got smashed to peices like a week before and she had canceled the service. so it was basically impossible for her phone to just call me like that. weird, huh?

 

Did you get a voicemail that said, "7 days..."

 

Thats just mean...
I don't know about the other stuff, but maybe when you looked on your caller ID you were seeing the call before the 1 ring call... I know on my caller ID it doesn't come up if it only rings once.

 

So, in summary: bullshit fucking shit holy shit fuck shit damn fuck?

 

maybe your fuck shitty fucking goddamn holy fuck friend is possessed.

 

I don't believe any of it.

 

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were any extreme hallucinagens involved

 

I think if you picked up the phone, it would go somewhat like:

"listen...
a coffin on wheels is moving up your street...
a coffin on wheels is looking up your house...
a coffin on wheels has entered your house and is now rolling up the stairs...
a coffin on wheels is entering your apartment...
a coffin on wheels is looking for your room...
a coffin on wheels will consume you and there is no escape...
a coffin has swallowed you, and is now carrying you away...
you're now but a spirit listening into the phone...
good bye..."