George Bush dies when Dick Cheney "accidentally" shoots him in the face. When he gets down to hell Satan says "well, George, you’re not supposed to be down here yet, I don’t have room for you here." George gets excited and starts to leave, but Satan says "Well wait, according to my list, you definitely belong here, and I have some people who weren’t as bad as you so come with me" "You can take the place of one of the following people," says Satan after leading Dubya to three doors. He opens the first one and George sees Richard Nixon. He is in the middle of two buckets. He has a handful of small pebbles in his hand he walks from one bucket to another and deposits them in. as soon as their in they disappear and the pile in the other bucket gets bigger so he goes back and does it again. Same thing happens. "I told him he could go once he filled up the other bucket, but when he puts the pebbles in they shoot right back to the other one," says Satan. George nods his head "I don’t want to do that for eternity." They go to another door and Satan opens it. Inside is Hitler who is lying on the floor. Every two seconds a drop of water drops onto his head and he just lies their going "Igen de shpoigen" "That could drive someone crazy," says George, "No way I’m doing that" So Satan leads George to the next door. He opens it and they see Mussolini with his pants around his ankles and a woman wearing nothing but a name tag reading "Polly" on, bending down and giving him a you know what. George is very excited and says, "Yea I could do that for eternity, she’s hot." Satan smiles slyly and laughs then he turns to Mussolini and Polly He says, "Polly, you can go"
