this isnt a thread to discuss racism. this is a thread for jokes. now someone make up a joke about white people so everyone will stop bitching about it
What Do You Call A White Guy With Two Sheep Under His Arms? A Pimp What Do You Call A Fat Chinese? A Chunk Not Too Offensive.
what do you say when you see your tv floating at night? drop it, ******!!! whats one of the many useless jobs a ****** has? tree ornament, get it? the noose. why do balck dudes run when they hear a chainsaw? because when you start it up it sounds like it says,"RUN!-******-******-******" why do mexicans have LOWRIDERS? so they can pick lettuce and drive at the same time. how do you make mexicans scatter at their daughters 16th birthday? yell,"MIGRA!!!!" wouldnt it be funny if a ginger kid and a black kid had sex and had a baby?
well I dont know any racist jokes but i know some hair colour ones: A young boy was reading Harry Potter and was looking totally bored, "Who'd believe this?" he asked "Too old for magic then?" his ma replied No i can believe that but it cant be true the ginger kid has friends! there were 3 women on deaths row, a brunette, ginger and blonde. They were to be shot. First up was the brunette, they asked her if she had any last requests and she replied no. Then they got ready to shoot her but before they could she pointed and shouted "TIDAL WAVE!" and all the people jumped down while she ran away. The it was the ginger womans turn. She did the same thing but she shouted "HURRICANE!!" and ran of into the distance. Then came the blondes turn, thinking she got the idea she did exactly what the others did but when they prepared to shoot she shouted "FIRE!!" they're funnier in real life, trust me. the blondes and ginger girls i know find 'em funny as well... Sorry if they offend you.
having lived my entire life in the darkness that is south mississippi, i've heard a multitude of racist jokes. i think the reason noone has posted jokes about white people is because mostly white people have (probably) posted, and of course noone tells them racist jokes to their face. lighten up, tho, everyone! i'd love to hear a white joke. i know that white people are uptight and have probably tried to oppress every minority group at one time or another. also, we can't dance! now please make some jokes so i can laugh at myself and say "he/she's right, ya know!" anyway, here are some that i've picked up. what's the difference between a black man and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four! how do you starve a ******? hide his food stamps under his work boots! what do a pile of shingles, a pile of bricks, and a three hundred pound white woman have in common? they're all getting laid by a mexican. for a government experiment, three men-a german, a japanese, and an american black man, were locked in threee separate prison cells for three days with only two bowling pins and a bowling ball. on the third day, when the cells were opened, the japanese guy had manufactured a watch. the german had built a BMW. the black man had lost the bowling ball and broken the pins! this was told to me by a german acquaintance: how does an american turn out the light when he goes to bed at night? he throws a brick at it! and i can laugh at that joke because, as an american, i have seen firsthand the wasteful, destructive attitude of our culture. we never think about tomorrow, that's why it's okay to destroy the light fixture tonight. post some jokes that would offend me...i would love to have a good laugh. Peace, SARA
whats the difference between a mexican father and a bench? and bench can support a family why do black people have white hands? everyone has to have a little good in them how many jews can you fit in a car? 60. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, 58 in the ashtray
do sexist jokes count. I found this one for vegetarians because people said I couldnt make fun of myself. I'm not a sexist, but feminists are the only other thing this joke works for how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb none, feminists can't change anything
what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist!!!! hehehe iknow its not really a racist joke i jst thought it was funny
What do you call a black man with a PHD? ******. I tend to skip over the easy targets for racial jokes, though. Natives, Blacks, Jews, Polish, etc. I like picking on the dutch and the irish, mostly.
There was a blackout in my Nieghborhood last night it was terrible! But then he got arrested! (rimshot)
whats long brown and smelly? the queue outside the unemployment centre there were 3 people in a car, a white man from london, a white man from new york, a white man from sydney and a black man from memphis
