Write a jingle for.....

Start with penis cream.

 

my penis hurts,
I'm gonna scream,
i better go get
some penis cream.
Dr rashid's penis cream
use as directed.
*ding*

medicine for hemorrhoids

 

Hemorrhoids like asteroids
Get neutralised by
Starbust
Hemorrhoids you can avoid
With wonderful new
Starbust.


Garlic flavour condoms...

 

Garlic condoms,
Feel the burn...
Flavors her as
the juices churn...
Splish Splash
Splash Splish
Makes that girl
Taste like grilled fish!


An advertisement for a dominatrix...

 

I love grilled fish!

1-800-429-8 and 0 and 36
Break out the leather, Cat-O-Nine and
Call the Dominatrix!

cat litter...

 

Use clumpy litter
for your kitty's little shitter.

Erectile disfunction pills.

 

Cocksalute beats Smilin Bob
Your woman will think she's on Superman's knob.



yeast infection cream

 

It aint so easy, being so cheesy,


Liver Spots

 

your getting old
your body rots,
but we can take care of your
liver spots,
the burn is normal,
just a little ting,
you can fade em away,
with this special cream.

chocolate flavored panties

 

When you taste them you'll stand up and yell-ah
Chocolate panties when you're used to vanilla!

Taste the difference chocolate makes
when you're lickin' on your babies cakes

lets do....... batteries

 

If you've got a vibe that's seemed to have died pop in some triple x ba tter ies, They've got the power to last 48 hours and won't leave your O face looking sour, If you ain't got a date and you can hardly wait juice up with triple x ba tter ies!

Let's do anal beads...

 

When you're sittin' 'round chillin'
And you got an ass that needs fillin'...

lost it. oh, well.

 

I got your back FlyingBurritoBro.

Push them in, Pull them out.
They'll make your tool good and stout.
A pair for you, a pair for her.
If your not too sure you may feel queer.
These balls are great, just ask your honey.
We used them last night.
She made some money.
HONEYS MONEY MAKERS- TRY THEM TODAY

Lets stay with the butt theme.

Enema Nozzles