Life, love, parents, and cell phones rant

Fuck.

This girl told me she has a crush on me (online). And I liked her too. So we ended up RP kissing. And we both assumed we were dating at that point. So we talked, and she wants to be able to call me on the phone. But I'm too afraid to ask my parents cause they're both strict assholes. I was just about to ask them, being prepaired for what they might say, and I went to my sister for advice. My sister got all "concerned" for me cause there were girls that like me. So she told the whole story to my parents, making sure to make it sound as bad as possible. The parents didn't even CONSIDER the phone thing. And they called the girls silly for having crushes on me. What assholes.

They should be glad I just want to call a girl on the phone instead of sneak out and fuck a boy every night.

 

RP kissing???

 

i think that means roleplay. like typed out phone sex. saying your doing something and both parties pretend its really happening. i personally find it kind of sad.....would your parents be opposed to you having a real-life gf instead of someone you met online? if they are, then im sorry, your parents really are assholes. but i can understand them wanting to be careful as far as you getting involved with people online who are essentially strangers. your sister is probably concerned that this girl is really some sick perverted old man who wants to kidnap you or something, it happens to young boys as well as young girls. it may seem paranoid, but im sure they're just worried about you, not trying to be spiteful and keep you from having a gf.

 

I'm pretty sure you just pretended to kiss a fourty year old man with enormous love handles.

 

Nah. I have a few reasons to believe she is who she says she is.

And what's sad, green faerie?

Yes, they would be opposed to me getting any kind of friend to go out with.

 

well i think rp convos and phone sex are sad.....i mean, do it for real or dont do it at all. but thats just my opinion.

 

Well, I'm not here to insult you or make you pissed..so I will give you a tip..try lieing to your parents and say that you need to call you friend and its a boy..i know what its like to have strict parents..just call her one NIGHT..late night like 12:00 when everyone is sleep and stuff..I don't know..or do the other thing I said.. :$

 

I can't lie to my parents. Call me chicken, but I just can't do it. (Well only in defence of something I've done wrong.)

And, green faerie. I agree. It is sad, but with parents like mine, it's the best I can do.

 

aint no thing like the real thing

 

I understand EXACTLY what you mean..cuz you know what, I have had a long distance relationship because my g'parents were way too religious and strict..so..I don't know what to tell you..I wouldn't call you chicken for not wanting to lie to them..thats understandable..I know what you mean by sad, and No thing is like the REAL thing..thats so true..but if thats all you got..its better than having NOTHING at all..atleast it gives you a little back up..but it makes you feel pathetic at the same time..haha and you have to make up lies to your friends like..when they ask you where's your girlfriend and you are like..uhumm..she moved up to another state or something like that..but, I'm out of words now..(I should be..) I talk too much!

 

Tell them you're growing up and you need to socialize with girls. Part of growing up is learning to stick up for yourself.

And spooners probably right.