Satan and god are sitting on a cloud

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  1. bird_migration

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    Satan and god are sitting on a cloud when suddenly god looks at satan and says:
     
    bird_migration, Sep 11, 2004
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  3. AXIS

    AXIS DWEERDOE

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    Satan says: fucking
    God says: making love
    Satan says: screwin
    God says: making love
    Satan says: shagin
    God says: making love...
    (i know the rest of conversation in my language)
     
    AXIS, Sep 11, 2004
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  5. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Is that a mirror in your pocket?

    Cause I can see myslef in your pan...

    eh, nevermind. :H
     
    Lodui, Sep 11, 2004
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  7. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    "Are you gonna eat that?"
     
    daisymae, Sep 11, 2004
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  9. Gunz'nHoz

    Gunz'nHoz Banned

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    Geez, bird_migration is about as funny as mongoloid with a popsicle.
     
    Gunz'nHoz, Sep 11, 2004
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  11. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    ........."Why the hell did you create such creature like bird_migration."
    Satan turns and looks at God." Me, I thought you made that #/!$;%@"
     
    whispers, Sep 11, 2004
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  13. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    (actually, he sings...) I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts.... they're all dancing in a row... big ones, small ones, some the size of your head... and so on...
     
    cerridwen, Sep 13, 2004
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  15. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    you are one ugly SOB. ever heard of rhinoplasty motherfucker?
     
    avacado_salesman, Sep 13, 2004
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  17. Friend

    Friend Banned

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    "Satan and god are sitting on a cloud when suddenly god looks at satan and says:"

    I hate you because your tail is longer than my cock...

     
    Friend, Sep 13, 2004
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  19. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    I have nothing to contribute. I just wanted to say that the answers given so far made me almost pee my pants they were so funny!


    Holly
     
    HippyFreek2004, Sep 13, 2004
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  21. ~SATAN~

    ~SATAN~ Member

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    Hey..You..Get offof ma cloud
     
    ~SATAN~, Sep 13, 2004
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  23. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    "I'm pregnant."
    "Well, are you sure it's mine?"
    "Who else's kid would it be?!"
    "Well, I've noticed you giving the eye to St. Michael..."
    "Honey, for the last time, we're just friends. I swear. It's nothing more."
    "Okay, baby, I trust you. How far along are you?"
    "Two and a half months."
    "Really? It doesn't show."
    "ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!"
    "No, baby, no. You're beautiful."
    "*sigh* I'm sorry for screaming. I'm just so...so confused."
     
    TenCentArcade, Sep 13, 2004
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  25. DreamWeaver1099

    DreamWeaver1099 Senior Member

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    This is the closest thing to real life I have read on the forums tonight..and its fuggin funny
     
    DreamWeaver1099, Sep 14, 2004
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  27. MagicMedicine

    MagicMedicine Sailor Scent

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    lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo

    wtf?? rotflmao
     
    MagicMedicine, Sep 14, 2004
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  29. lanalou

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    look at those humans down there...which one shall we amuse ourselves with today?
     
    lanalou, Sep 14, 2004
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  31. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    i think it would be funny if god pushed satan off the cloud and stuck his tongue out
     
    novarys, Sep 14, 2004
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