I Almost Died

alright

so me and my friend were sitting up on top of this 40 foot cliff with trees and grass at the bottom. were smoked just one bowl of this crazyyyy shit, and i got more high than i have ever been in my entire life. I was like "Dude, i think im going to indiana jones down this fucking cliff man" so i started slowly climbing down it, when i slipped and fell 40 feet down toward the ground, and landed in a face plant! my friend was like "Dude what the fuck?? are you dead???" and i just got right up, and giggled, i had only one scratch...


not even lying dude


marijuana is my fucking hero.

 

did you bust out a couple back flips with a twist?

 

I slide down on my back, and then i flipped forward on my stomache

 

rookies...can't even throw a couple simple flips in a 40 foot fall....video?

 

haha I love that part of the story.

 

No fucking way dude! That is kind of scary that you decided to do that high... was it laced or something?

 

lol

video?


no way lol, it was a realllly high impulse

 

i dont think so

idk

i mean, the high was the same

just the most intense one everrr

and it lasted from right after high school until 9 PM

and only 20 bucks for like 2Gs,

 

You gotta send me some of that weed man.

 

haha that's awesome.

 

i knew a chick who was up top like an 80 foot cliff and slipped, she kinda stumbled and tumbled all the way down until landing on her side on jagged rocks at the bottom, and this was on like the other side of the lake

my buddies had to swim/carry her back until somone with a boat got waived down and picked them up, she got pretty fucked up, numerous surgeries

 

pwnt

 

A friend of a waitress that works with me just died from falling off a bluff... they were having a party and the cops came.. everyone ran.. they found her at the bottom of the bluff the next morning...

i personally had a near death experience about 5 months ago.. i must've bumped my stove and turned the gas on.. i woke up in the morning all dizzy.. my apartment reeked of gas... damn.. if i would have kept sleeping i might have not woken up

 

Now that we're onto stories that having nothing to do with being stoned, about 2 months ago I was riding my bike to the local music store. I have to cross two really busy streets along the way. The cost was clear in the 2 lanes furthest from me, so I just had to wait for a couple cars to cross the road before I could cross. Some big mother fucker in a white SUV had his turn signal on (to turn into the street that I was coming from) so I was concentrating on the cars behind him. I decided I had enough time to get across the street, so I started pedaling. Instead of turning like one would think someone would do if they had their turn signal on, the guy in the SUV sped up, missing my back tire by about 2 feet, because I was the asshole for nearly committing vehicular manslaughter...

 

Can you rename threads? I don't remember seeing a Near-Death Experience thread before.
Last summer I was rock climbing in West Virginia. I outsized the guy who was belaying me by a good 60 pounds. There was a spot that no one had been able to get past, and once I got there my fingers started giving out and I got stuck in a really tricky spot. I yelled that I was falling just before I did, but I guess my belayer didn't get the rope in position quite fast enough, because I freefell about 30 of the 40 feet to a rock shelf beneath me before I slowed down. I hear my belayer got pulled a good 5 feet into the air. I still hit my ass on the rock and messed up my hands pretty bad with the speed I still had, but when I got back down I hugged the guy for saving me at the last second.

 

Yay near death experience. i have a fuckin nasty one. Me and my former stepdad were taking a load of garbage to the local land fill. and i mean im sure uve all seen the land fills that u just back the truck up to and its like a 50 foot drop to the trash and shit below. yeah so we were in the back of his truck tossing out all the shit and i picked up this one bag that was HEAVY as fuck and i didnt expect it to be that heavy. so when i went to throw it it threw me off balance and i tumbled off the tail gate down into the NASTY ass trash below. got a broken arm out of it. fuck land fills

 

haha that would suck

 

Near death, ummm oh my car wreck. That was sumthin' else. I used to have an old 1986 chevy c10 with a v6 nice truck. Broke down alot but I was gunna rebuild it b4 the wreck. now the story, I was driving my brother to work as usual at 4:00AM. It had been raining but just let up and the wet roads caused a fog to roll in. I had dropped my brother off to meet his boss at this lil rurual gas station off the highway 10 miles outside of town. as they left i lit a cig and started to leave. I saw a pair of headlights in the fog but with my bad depth perseption and the thickness of the fog i misjudged. I got into an offset car crash "like they do in crash testing" and I remember hearing the impact. It sounded like an explosion. The windows blew out and glass went everywhere. I remember spinning out 360 degrees and stopping. I then saw smoke/steam coming from the front end. I got out through the passenger side window and saw people running over. The vehical I hit was a 2 ton 1995 f-250. It had a push bar. My truck looked like a pile of crushed metal all the oil and fluids where running down the highway and the engine was laying 5 feet to the left of my truck out of it! Paramedics said i should be dead! not a scratch nothing but aching mucles. so i guess im lucky to be alive

 

marijuana is your hero because it made you into indiana jones?

 

Yet instead of looking for priceless artifacts he might have been looking for snacks?