can you go out into yer front yard n take a piss off yer portch?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by jonnydisaster5, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. jonnydisaster5

    jonnydisaster5 Member

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    i live in los angeles.n i get all wobbly everytime.pissin off a balcony onto the hobos sleepin below also counts.was sleepin in a pile of newspapers n cardboard in brooklyn , n i wakeup to sum hobo pissin on me. i holler n standup n that old fuck screamed n clutched his chest piss still streamin from his withered cock.oh he fell over backwards too.funny thing is i felt bad fer scarin him. then i got me a dry set of newspaper n cardboard n went back to land of nod.
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Nah, not while I live at the university.

    I would take all of my pisses off my porch back in Florida.

    Waterin' the weeeeeds.
     
  3. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Unfortunately, my porch is screened in-and it's rather tough for me.
     
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I just finished taking a piss off my porch while I was smoking a cigarette, as a matter of fact.
     
  5. jonnydisaster5

    jonnydisaster5 Member

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    got dizzy hadda open up a caN of soup.20 cans of clam chowder.jambalaya 2 potato chowder 1 ,less dizzy.food is recuperative.never eat yerself sober tho. 6 hours of painful drinkin gone to waste.you need to eat when it doesnt hurt.thats better imma go look at phunky.
     
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