a dude walks into a bar one night and finds a seat by the bar. he sees a barrel full of fifties man-excuse me, what is that barrel full of money? bartender-oh thats for the tough man contest, you wanna try man-well what do i have to do bartender-well you see that big muscular dude by the pool table man-yea bartender-well his name is bruno and you have to knock him out in one blow man-uh no thanks bartender-there's more, my pitbull is out back, he has a bad tooth and hasn't had anything to eat in a week. you have to get the bad tooth outta his mouth. man-now i really dont wann... bartender-hold on, im not done. in the house down the street from this bar there is an old lady on her death bed, you gotta please her one last time. man-nooooooooo thank you. so after an hour of drinking the dude is hammered man-(drunk) ok.... im gonna do it. he throws a fifty in the barrel, walks over to the pool table, grabs the que ball and hits bruno over the head with it. he's out cold. next he goes out back and all you hear from the dog is "yipe yipe yipe aaaaaaoooooooo." next he walks into the bar and yells out "ok.... where's that old lady with that bad tooth. i loughed my ass off when i heard this
