Alright, so, yesterday there was this Roots and Blues music festival downtown in my city, and it was free too! I was pretty excited, thinkin I could just walk down and chill out in Peace Park all day, kinda lay in the grass and be high and listen to music. So I made some delicious spacey muffins, I used a little more than a quarter of middies boiled in milk in seven chocolate chip muffins. I figured, you know, since it was only a quarter I could stomach three or four. I didn't eat anything that morning and ate two about an hour before I left. The first thing I notice as I'm walking downtown with my sister (who doesn't smoke, or do drugs, and disapproves of them), is that these muffins are hitting me pretty fast. I was expected it to take two-three hours to kick in, and I started feeling stuff with in the first hour. I start to hear the music from a distance and get pretty excited. I go and find my friends and consequently give one of them three of the muffins, and eat another one myself. I don't really remember a whole lot after that, except for the only thing I was pretty much able to do was sit up against a tree in Peace Park and listen to the music. I saw a bunch of people I knew, a couple of my teachers, actually, which wasn't the greatest thing ever. All I could do when they passed by was grin this goofy grin and try and hold my eyes open. I also remember a really intense body high, the music coming in waves over me and my whole body just tingling with pleasure. I had a vaugly weird sensation through out, like I was just floating around in my body and occasionally I would float out of it. The out of body sensation only happened a few times though, and it never lasted long. So these fuckin muffins pretty much knocked me on my fucking ass. I was baked for, well, I would guess around five-seven hours. This was my first experience with eating weed, besides a little firecracker at work one day, which was no where near this. I like it, its worth it, the high is so much longer..and you don't smell! And I didn't feel paranoid the entire day. Possibly because I was too out of it..but it was still fabulous I bummed a ride home around seven with one of my friends and passed the fuck out for about thirteen hours. ..Now that no one is home, I'm thinkin about making some more.
That sounds like a really good time... I think I will need to make some munchables tonight. My only problem is that I have never successfully gotten really stoned off of eating weed. Tonight i'll just cook up so much it will be impossible not to.
Wow, that sounds like a powerful experience Can't say I would want to duplicate it EXACTLY, but I've yet to have a successful experience with eating weed, except for this one brownie I bought from a head once. Me and my best smoking buddy tried to make brownies twice a couple of years ago, and both times we messed it up, so we vowed never again to waste good smokable bud on brownies if we weren't sure they would work, hehe. I would love to have a similar, if not quite as overwhelming, experience the first time I eat weed food.
I am thinking of making brownies one day when my parents aren't home. Ill use an ounce of some decent shcwag, and maybe sell the brownies for 5-10 dollars each depending on how strong they are.
I like eating weed, I love how it just creeps up on you and you just keep getting higher and higher, little by little. It lasts so much longer, but it is more of a body high. Still worth it, but careful not to eat too too much, last time I did, it knocked me out, laying in bed in the fetal position, quivering and my stomach and head hurting... but that time it was just too much, ya know.
Yeah, you don't want to end up like the cop who called 911! "My wife and I are dying, please help. Time is going by really really really really slowly!"
to the person who messed up their brownies, how did you go about making them? i can't envision it being very easy to mess up, personally. but then, people make these things overly complicated and try extracting the cannabinoids in butter, things like that. me, i find nothing unlikable about just tossing some well ground weed into brownie batter or cookie dough and eating the actual pot mixed in with the stuff. works just fine for me, and it is a -slightly- less pleasant than normal taste, but really not too very noticable. the texture is the biggest difference, and its easily overlooked as well. just have some milk or something to wash it down with. i say if you're using low quality pot (shwag & middies) use at least 1.5-2.5 grams for a dose, depending on how freaking STONED you want to get and how strong it is, and how high your tolerance is. me, i usually use 1.5-2g middies and get wiped the fuck out for hours. with good herb (beaster and nugs...around here beasters refers to higher quality pot on the verge of being really really good, but with perhaps a few seed and just a bit less quality than nugs...usually imported from larger scale commercial canadian operations around here, they're often slightly compact and dense from packing and smuggling, but not all mashed together and flattened into bricks like you'd get from mexico or the caribbean) i'd use only .75-1.5g, again depending on desired effect, how strong it is, and your tolerance. probably at least a gram is your best bet regardless quality, though. i'd only go below a gram for REALLY good stuff, but would use a gram as a "calibration dose" first. you dont even have to cook it. you could even just stuff it in empty gelatin capsules. last time i ate pot was right before going to the airport with my family, and i made a peanut butter, honey, and pot sandwich. it tasted alright and it kicked my fucking ass, but it was terribly unpleasant to eat because it was dense, hard, dried out middies, and the texture was bad and there were tiny bits of tough stems mixed in....almost 2g, but i choked down almost all of it, and i was fucking rocked from about 5:30/6pm till about one or two in the morning. the stuff is fine mixed in a cookie or something were it will be cooked and absorb some moisture, and i dont recommend the sandwich route, but eating it raw does work just as well and if you can find a way to make it palatable, its just fine. capsules would work great, but remember it will take about an extra 20 minutes for the capsules to dissolve before you'll start digesting the herb, and you want a light or better yet empty stomach when you start getting the pot in there. dont eat till at least 20-30 minutes after taking the stuff and it will hit you faster (so if you make capsules, do it on a light or empty stomach and wait at least 40-50 minutes before eating anything else) if you keep it simple, its hard to mess up. it will work if you use enough and just eat the pot rather than trying something fancy. and i'd skip just using leaves or stems - it will be way harder to gauge your dose, and theres so little THC in them anyway. hope this is helpful. trust me though, even with lower grade pot, so long as you dont have an unbelievably high tolerance, you WILL get high from eating 2g of grass. try it, its great. huge, heavy body buzz...almost narcotic. make sure not to smoke any until you feel it, also, because it doesnt take too long to start feeling it, but it keeps getting stronger for another hour or so after you get the first alerts, and if you've eaten some and dont know how high you'll get with that, smoking till you're high before it even hits you is a good way to pass out in an hour or two and miss the fun of being high....
When I made mine I was skipping a day of school with my stoner buddy... we were already ripped and were munching out in the kitchen. I took a look at a peanut butter cookie recipie on the back of the peanut butter jar, and made them just like it said on the back of the peanut butter jar, but with about 4Gs of mids thrown in. When they were ready, it turned into one big cookie- the size and shape of the cookiepan. We must have messed up on the baking soda or something. Anyways, since we were already stoned we had no problem eating half the cookie sheet each. And that is my story Not sure why it didn't work, mayby because there was so much extra food in my stomach from the huge cookie?
I for one, hate eating it. I like a more sativa "heady" high. I absolutely hate being blasted and not being able to leave the couch, especially when eating it......it takes so LONG for you to come down.....and you usually feel like sleeping after that. Don't plan on being productive on the day you eat it.
I like to just eat enough to get high, but not so much I'm couch locked. I do it before concerts and such where I wouldn't be able to smoke multiple times, but they last like 4-8 hours.
