This is what happens when mindless hands, excessive acrylic yarn, and crochet hooks do when they come together: Those purple things are supposed to be onions, by the way, lol. It's nearly 9 inches wide ... I was quite bored, and was (for some reason) thinking about how we needed some sort of placemat to put our take-out pizza on. So, the thought of a pizza-looking pizza box place mat came about.
Hahaha, weird and great. If you tilt your head in different directions, the peppers and pepperoni together look like different mood faces (happy, sad, etc.)