seriously yall! i just came out about being bi, and my new gf just told me that i need to "masturbate". i am 18, but i have never heard of this before. what is it???? how do i do it???? how do i do it good? thnx for any help! (x-rated desriptions ARE allowed!)
You have got to be kidding me. Just play with your genitals (you didn't specify what sex you are so I can't be specific) and do what feels good until you explode.
Yay. Another BS thread. You've "never heard of masturbation before?" Spare me. You're just some guy getting off on this. Your profile age says 21 but you say you're 18. You're screen name is lilpinkbutton but you don't know how to masturbate? Please.
Do whatever makes you feel good sexually, finger your pussy, rub your pussy, and for some girls it feels even better when you fuck your pussy and/or asshole with a dildo/sex toy. Once you really start feeling pleasured you will probably start fingering yourself really fast and start cumming(sperm).
I can because I know how to make a girl feel good with my fingers. But you do have a point. Better to get pointers from another girl.
Teach Yourself Masturbation (By Prof. Boodlie Blogarse Zummie Plushput) 1.Grab a clit( your's preferably) 2. Look at it. 3.Sniff it 4. Phone ant (sorry aunt) Dame Blithering-Knickerpong Riley O'Flarhety Poo 5. Stick clit (preferably someone else's) into a vacuum cleaner tube. 6. Find an insane place 7. Switch on. 8. Wait for 5 days. 9. Switch off. If these complicated instructions are hard to follow, then integrate the following simple equation then try again: dx(45r-36ly)x(3th+54t)=93y=x
