Who created Everything??

On top of my shoulders.

What an odd question.

 

but how on earth is there room for it with your ass up there?

 

I fold my surprisingly floppy cheeks around my ears.

 

i see, so you frighten away evil doers and kill any desire for unprotected sex (or sex of any other sort). you're a fine superhero.

 

I like the expression "evil doers". It's so silly

 

yes. and "nefarious henchmen." that's a good one.

 

I'd like to hear George Bush say that one.

 

teehee. that would be great. he could pull that one off. you know he'll like the sound of it and practice it.

 

Oh Muslim, much better

Christian- Intolerant homophobe.
Muslim- Sexist piece of shit that opresses women.

I pick neither.

 

You're Derailing Our Mocking Threadjacking!!

 

Lol, okay have fun

 

you could always join in. the more the merrier!

 

Do the Buddhists and the Hindus next.

 

oh yeah. i read something about a state run hindu airline sacrificing goats to repair a mechanical problem. frankly it think it's because they used the sacrifice to intimidate the work crew...it was probably a family pet or something.

 

That's some gangster sh*t right there.

 

yeah, no doubt. them hindus are fierce.

 

I almost made a really offensive comment here, and then I realized where I was, so I didn't.

 

lol. all asshole statements on random thoughts should be summarily ignored.