It's like somebody puked up a bunch of puppies they ate but the puppies are all of the words on the replies in the post.
This morning I woke up and stubbed my toe on this thread. Then I missed my subway because this thread was blocking the ENTIRE stairway with one of those giant strollers. When I got to work they fired me for chronic lateness and hired this thread to replace me. Then I came home from work to find THIS THREAD in bed with my husband! I'm going to kill this thread. To death.
This thread flipped me off in traffic yesterday. So I ran it off the road and a cop saw me, so now I gotta go to court on a road-rage charge and I'll prolly not be able to pay the fine. That means jail time. When I get out, I'm gonna find this thread and kill it. And I'm gonna kill it's wife and kids. And I'm gonna burn it's house down...
This thread got my mom pregnant and my sister and tried to steal my girlfriend at a party, but i interjected and and stopped him and then found that my drink had been drugged and I passed out and now theres illicit pictures of me with a goat on the internet. So I will one day wear this threads skin as a halloween costume.
I bought this thread from an infomercial and it doesn't fold up and fit under my bed like they said it would.
This thread put a curse on me and I have'nt had any but bad luck since it started. I will hang the head of this thread on my wall as a trophy.
I have sent a formal complaint to the administrators about this thread expressing my hatred for it. They sent me one back saying how much they hate it.
This thread sent a chain letter to my mother's neighbor's boss who forgot to send seven copies out to people he knows and now he's infected with severe boils; his house burned down; his wife has been taken ill; his dog ate his cat, then died; he has to light his own cigars; he ran out of breakfast cereals; all his coupons mysteriously expired at once; he forgot how to sneeze; his unborn son got a girl pregnant; and his great, great grandmother's neighbor's sister's personal trainer lived to a ripe old age with a chunk of tuna stuck in his ear. And all of this was because of this damned thread!
This thread drank all the milk, sunny d AND purple stuff, then put all three empty containers back in the fridge. An hour later, it pee'd on the toilet seat.