fill in the blank

a lit fuse

Peanut___

 

Butter Jelly Time!

One day, I walked into a door and ______.

 

asshole

and you shake it_________

 

like a polaroid picture.

If we are all cut from the same cloth, then Larry is____________.

 

poking Moe in the eye.

I___

 

retired early.

My noodle is wet and slippery, but your rivets are quite___________-.

 

purplish

I took off my pants and found___

 

a very bad rash.

My day was awesome because I was__________











productive

 

canoodling chipmunks

my eggplants are ripe with maple syrupy goodness. How are your___________?

 

uvula

Do I need to dial the area code when calling my ___________?

 

mommy




When I'm going to win Bingo my hands always ___________ .

 

twitch, involuntarily, slapping the person next to me.

Back when I was fat, I would __________.

 

sit in a bathtub and make my own gravy.

My last temper tamtrum cost me ________________________________________

 

My rectum.


The way to a man's ____ is through his _____

 

The way to a man's hair is through his hat


I______a______with a big fat______

 

I always welcome a friend with a big fat spliff.

The best way to _____ a cat is to ________ .

 

The best way to launder a cat is to use the permanent press cycle.

Uh-oh... I think I'm coming down with __________________

 

Uh-oh... I think I'm coming down with middle-class suburbanitis.

That Jesus guy is really __________ .

 

bloody today







I thought I lost my sense of style but I found it in the ________________

 

Dollar Store.

More than an egg timer, this nifty gizmo also presses your___________.