Hi there. Oh I'm terrified, like the first day of school and Mom says, "Don't go! They're all gonna laugh at you!!" What's a 411? (my as well display my ignorance right off)
411 is a canadian number (might be american aswell, i'm not sure) but its what you call when you need info, like phone numbers, addresses etc...
thanks for the welcome. I was kidding about the cat thing, though. The thread asked for a title and other than HI! all that came to mind was that line by Ralph from The Simpsons. I don't even have a cat, 'cause my mate's dog considers them dog food.
I like what you said about your cat. you should feed it cheese and plenty of it. I did, but it still smells like dead mouse