GPS Implants

who heard about this? this shit is crazy...

 

Sounds fun. I get lost a lot, so it would be sweet just to look at the GPS implanted on my arm so that it can tell me which street to turn on.

 

there's a poor crazy old lady down the stree from my mom that keeps wandering off. but the family can't afford to put her under constant supervision. i wonder it that'd work for her. you know, so they could find her.

 

I wonder if I could get an ATM implant.

 

i would like a calorie burning implant.

 

I want to get breast implants in the palms of my hands.

 

that'd make it really hard to type, though i imagine mastubation would be a whole new world.

 

I'm giddy from the thought.

 

i'm reading these to my mother and she's laughing her ass off.

 

It would make your food taste funny though.

 

ouch!

 

Would your palms bleed every month?

 

you'd have to have really thick hands.

 

yah well pretty soon they (verichip is the company) will be chipping people unless there is a HUGE uproar. Any chip that is inserted in to you is fucked up and Orwellian to the extreme.

No thanks, it is sick and people should look past the few "practical" reasons. The end goal is to make people into drones who can't think and act as individuals. To mix human and robot. All these robot themed movies are simply around to prepare people for what is to come. Once you see it in a movie, you are subcionciously more prone to accepting it once it occurs in reality.

Also, From wikipedia:

Contrary to popular belief, a GPS-enabled chip, for GPS tracking of individuals, does not yet exist— mainly due to problems with power consumption and antenna performance. Many news sources and websites have confused implantable chips with wearable or portable tracking devices.