Tree Hugger

cadcruzer · Sep 5, 2007

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he
inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms
around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy
slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, and then
stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to
the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the
guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling
his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him,
kissed him gently behind the ear and said:

"This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
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armyscorpio · Sep 6, 2007

lol thats messed up

Two Strange Eyes · Sep 7, 2007

Hahaha.

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