Hello i just joined last night so i figured i should introduce myself propperly. My name is Benson (yes like the cigarett or the guitarist which ever you preffere.) Im 15, home educated and an aspiring musician... i play guitar, drums, bass and piano. I live on a farm and have a stupid amount of animals. Thats pretty much all there is too me.
Yea its great, i dont really do much along the lines of maths and english but i do enough to get along. All this stuff about having no scocial life is rubbish really you just have to get out and just wander up to random people and go yo can i hang out with you? Which i wouldnt have been able to do while i was at school cause i was bullied so much my self esteem was quite low
If you were on Deal or No Deal with Noel Edmonds, and while backstage heading for the dressing room you took a wrong turn and accidentally ended up walking into Noel's dressing room, and saw him hunched over, masturbating furiously to a picture of Princess Diana, what would you do?
OMG!!! Do you have Pigs? If so what are they names? Which pig is your favourite? Damn Im so jealous now... Benson is a nice name. Do you have cows? Sorry but living on a farm would be like WOW for me... Do you like living on a farm? Is it fun? Do you have to help out there? Are the animals killed? Do you live with your parents? If not who? What songs/level are you on instruments? Sorry if this is a bit too much? thought of another one - Do you have freeview or Sky etc Could you get a wind turbine or solar panel? Would people allow it? See ya
living in the countryside is great but sometimes i do fancy a change cause its hard to get out and meet new people so i end up sitting around spending too much time talking to people on the net. Apple sauce is great not on its own though generally in a pie. If i walked in on noel edmonds masturbating over a picture of princess diana i would probably laugh hysterically, the question is... is she naked in this picture??? if so where the hell did he get it from??? No we dont have any pigs we want some though the only problem is if we got one we wouldnt be able to kill them cause we would get attatched to them. Yes we have cows, we dont kill any of our animals... we cant we are animal lovers. Living on a farm is cool most of the time cause i can make as much noise as i want, go for walks without leaving my home and if i really wanted run about naked in the rain. Yea i do live with my parents. I dont really do grades... i do all the theory and stuff but theres jnot really much point taking the test it just seems like a big ego thing to me just so you can say... "Yea im grade 8 guitar" Yea we have freeveiw and could probably get a wind turbine or a solar panel were looking into it at the moment.
lol i thought you were saying you were lvl 8 in guitar! hehe do you get colds? easily or just not? Do you like things that are strawberry flavoured? Would you drive around in a car shaped like a pie? If not why? Do you worry what people think of you? Guitar grades are now counted as real qualifications which could help you land that job... Or not.
No i dont really get colds only occasionaly. Yes i like strawberry flavoured things... grrr now you've got me craving a strawberry flavoured milkshake when there is none to be had. Haha hell yea a car shaped like a pie would be cool i bet no-one has one of them. I dont really care about what people think of me to be honest... i used to care but i found that it just brougt be down so i just stopped.
Sorry... hehe. Do you still have milk everyday? Do you have a best friend? Do you like pomegranites? Do you watch simpsons? If not why? If so who is your fave character and why? Do you like penguins? Do you ever dance secretly when people arent there or arent looking? Do you get annoyed when people ask too many questions?
yep i still have milk every day. I only have a few friends but all of them are close friends i only have friends that are reliable, that never let me down and that i will keep for the rest of my life. Not a big fan of pomegranites. Yes the simpsons rock my favorite character has got to be maggie cause shes such an evil genius, you can tell by the way she sucks that dummy. Yep i like penguins. I dance weather people are looking or not. No i dont get annoyed when people ask too many questions i get annoyed when i can think of an intertesting answer though. Hipforums seems like cool place to chat randomness with people and waste time... its great.
sir would dress to the left as when one dresses to the right one finds one's guitar rests in a painfull place at times... if thats what you mean
