strangest insults launched at you

Someone once told me that I look too much like I'm from California. (????)

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Someone once told me I sound like I'm from California



Hotwater

 

I heard that I sound Fargo-ish

 

I worked for my stepdad's business for awhile as a teenager, and the resident loser once called me "Artistic," when he obviously meant to say Autistic. I said thanks.

 

I'll have to sleep on it.

I got called a fag from a frat guy out of a car a week or so ago. Brings me back to grade school.

 

I always thought Fargo was so boring, they didn't even have an accent


Hotwater

 

I don't know what gets into those guys. I've seen them thowing beer bottles at people as they drive by. A drive-by beering. Of course, the bottles are empty.

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ive been called a tall bitch before. i know im tall and i know im a bitch so i really didnt get it.

 

once when i was a kid this other kid called me a "juicy stick"

 

most of the things aimed at me, appearently with the intent of being insults, seemed to me rather complimentary when analyzed objectively. of course that may be because of how i look at things, which is probably what there have been of them were.

none specificly come to mind at the moment though. probably because it's been a long time since i've been socially enough to have many opportunities for them to have been.

life is a user transparent tool, with which to enjoy our physical surroundings.
human society, with its collective mundane coercivenes, is largely an empediment to doing so.

its only redeaming virtue being that social organization makes infrastructure possible, and the various things in turn which depend upon that.

not that people aren't sometimes cool too. individually.

=^^=
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as in the movie Fargo or the actual Fargo accent?

 

i was called "KKK" at work by some of the kids

now mind you, i work at a camp that is predominantly black

they were joking though

 

I know what you mean...I was called an OLD HIPPIE...and i actually laughed at the person thinking...ok...now im supossed to be insulted ??????

 

Once a friend told me that I wasnt very good at sence making

 

"you look GERMAN".. o_o

 

I have a few good ones...

Kids in school used to say "Malia Moriarty got flushed down the potty" Now, use the Boston accent on that so it sounds like "Malia Moriauty got flushed down the potty."

I had an acquaintance, one whom I hope to never meet again due to how blunt she was about everyone and everything tell me "You look like the girl from SuperStar." She then proceeded to tell my boyfriend he had nasty teeth, he looked like he was slouching, and she asked him if he used to be fat because his boobs sag.

 

This one time my friend and I were at the park, swinging (we were like 16 at the time and bored) and these little kids called us "weirdies". Now I've heard of "weirdo" but not "weirdie".

 

I suppose too much beer and no outlet for testosterone.

What is one supposed to say to a drive by 'fag'.

"No sir. YOU enjoy lewd sexual congress with men of the same gender!"

 

i had someone pull up to me and my friends when we were walking to the bar after work and say "poopshoot" then drive away. it was funny.

 

Well, when I was about 12, one of my childhood friends screamed at me in front of just about everyone that we know...

"You came out of the wrong side of your Ma...You came out of her ****."

Now that was fucking funny and still gets tossed about amongst us 20 years later.