Murder on Haha Street! Holy shit!

They found a body three houses down from me a couple days ago in a horse pasture. Well... it was actually halfway in the pasture and partially in this lady's driveway. She totally deserved it, too, because she's this bitchy old rich lady who is always complaining when anyone puts something she deems unattractive in their yards... and now she's got a body! Hahaha!

It really freaked me out, though. I heard that they thought it was this guy that went missing in Nashville recently, but I haven't really heard anything about it since. I think they're trying to cover it up or something. It's weird, because the dude totally had to drive right by my house to do it... and the place where he dumped the dude is not even a quarter of a mile away from me..... Agh

I've been afraid to watch Adult Swim, because our living room has all these huge windows and glass doors and I don't want someone to break in and kill me and dump me in Mrs. Hooker's yard... that would really suck! Plus, it wouldn't be too original.

 

Nobody deserves a dead body in their yard....even cranky old bitchy ladies.

That's some weird shit, LOL, I'd probably be afraid too if I were you. I'd still have watch inuyasha though.

 

I think you know more then you are leading us on too, happyhahagirl.

 

I was wondering what happend to the guy we launched out of that cannon last week.......

 

What cannon?

UPDATE!!!!​

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Okay... so here is what I'm pretty sure really happened. My little sister has a friend who just got his radio stolen from his car, and he was telling her about how they caught the guys that did it and pulled them over on Vaughn Road (my road). He said that they arrested one dude, one ran away, and another ran into this old lady's pasture and killed himself! I'm assuming the old lady is Mrs. Hooker, because there haven't been any other bodies turning up on Vaughn... So, I guess that's what happened. I kind of feel bad for the kid if he thought he had to kill himself because he stole a radio.. Maybe there was more to it, though. I guess I'll never know.​

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So, it wasn't murder, it was suicide. I feel safer now... mostly because there's not a murderer, and also because there's one less car radio theif out there....​

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I'm going to hell. haha.​

 

Hi! I eat glue.

 

You're terrible.

 

I know! But I had to say it! I just realized that I spelled Thief wrong.... I'm a failure!

 

you are only a failure if you never PM me.

 

that "I before E, except after C" tune is full of shit. I know alot of words with ei.

But apparently thief isn't one of them.

 

Are you sure the little old lady did not kill him, because he stepped on her flower bed.

Then made it look like suicide.

Yeh how safe are you really, living next door to killer.

 

Adult Swim? Why watch that when you have the Slime show!! GOD!! I loved that!! I wish I could see it again!!

 

maybe the horse really did it, with the lead pipe, in the pasture with evil professor plums help

 

Write the old lady an anonymous letter informing her Holloween is about 7 weeks away. That some lawn statues, such as the one the police discovered on her driveway the other day, may be festive leading up to the holiday, it would be poor decorating taste any other time of the year.

 

Happy, you should get some of those pick flamingo lawn thingies and put them all in her yard one night...

 

DreamWeaver, your left-middle sig animation is amazing, I could stare at it for hours.

 

One time I went to my friend's house in the middle of the night and rolled an old tire into his yard and stuck a bunch of fake flowers from the dollar store in there, like a potted arrangement, because earlier that week he'd been talking about how much he hated them....haha... he had the best reaction. You had to be there.

 

haha, I just found some pics of your parents...

that's hilarious

 

haha.... WTF?

 

yeah, you posted an album pic of your mother once and google said they're Micki and Gene F.