Looking for new technique

Looking for a new technique to give a try in the shower/bathroom now. Post it here, first one I'll try.

 

are you a guy or a girl?

 

Guy

 

Slather some hair conditioner under your armpit and slide it up through there. I do it all the time! Only works if you have a two foot long dick.

 

i am too, any ideas guys/gals

 

Olive oil - so smooooooooth

 

the old technique with my hands is working fine for me

 

Any other good techniques for the bathroom/shower? I have tried the dribbler and olive oil, anything else?

 

Beef Liver