Cow Abductions

Haha.... no, no .. you're cool, silly. I'm just a bit high right now and yeah.. thought they were supposed to be connected and it confused me a bit... hehe

 

I've tried some popular links with the dialectizer, and gotten some really interesting results.

 

Gotta love that Redneck is basically the southern accent.

 

Hey now...I'm Southern, but not Redneck...

 

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ah...that's what they're doing with all the cows...lol

 

No, all the missing cows here in town are runaways. Seriously, as a kid I looked out my window many a time to see a bunch of cowboys running like freakin mad (and barreling down the bar ditch in big pick-ups) after a freed cow. Funny stuff.

 

At a house where I used to live, the neighbors cows would get out from time to time...it was funny getting ready to leave in the mornings when that would happen, because you would step outside, and all the cows would start staring at you.

 

we don't have abductions...but we do have tippings in a town nearby.

They have officially raised the fine of cow tipping-if you're caught $1500 haha

 

I remember when I was in One Act Play (it's a theatre competition for those of you unfamiliar with the lovely ways of the Texas UIL), we had a competition in Boys Ranch, and before we went, we were all complaining how there'd be nothing to do in that town, because it was basically just a ranch/town built around the school with mostly dorms and host family houses for troubled kids. So, we decided we'd go cow-tipping for entertainment. Too bad when we got there we never found any cows...not to mention, our director never let us out of her sight for a second. Damn.

 

Those cow abductions are great news, because cows are the primary source of methane gas which contributes to global warming and the greenhouse effect.



Fewer cows mean less gas, keeping pace with the Kyoto accords


Hotwater

 

I thought Honda made the Accord??



And the dialect thing is hillarious.....deserves it's own thread yes, but it may be too late