condoms???

Discussion in 'Birth Control' started by BillyJean, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. BillyJean

    BillyJean Member

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    I havnt had sex, but I finally am in a relationship inwhich I want to be sexually active. When putting on a condom I understand that I will need to keep air out, and i've heard put it on the right way. well, it may be a stupid question, but when it comes to our protection I dont think so.

    Does the lubed side need to be inside on my penis, or on the outside? Please answer. :)
     
  2. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    Theres only 1 way the condom can unroll, the other way is wrong - you will know what i mean.
    You unroll it along your penis, its not asy cos normally both sides are slightly lubed.

    I would suggest you get a few and have a practise alone.

    good luck
     
  3. TransAmRocker

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    you've heard to put it on the right way? there is only one way to put it on...and if you put it on the other way...YOUR AN IDIOT!!!
     
  4. LanSLIde

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    I hope you meant "you're an idiot" :p

    But yeah, as wiggy and trans said, there's only really one way, I'm sure you'll figure it out, but maybe you should try to figure it out before it's game time. If you're really unsure, try unrolling it one way with your fingers a little bit before trying to put it on.
     
  5. TransAmRocker

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    Ohh, we have a smartass here. Well, Mr. Smartass, you forgot to end your sentence with a punctuation! I've never known a "proper" sentence to end with a fucking smiley face.
     
  6. *Autumn*Epona*

    *Autumn*Epona* Hemptress

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    "a punctuation?" Hahahahahha.
     
  7. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    BillyJean - If the condom has a "reservoir tip" to hold the ejaculated sperm and semen, you pinch the air out of the tip and roll it down over your penis, lubricated side outward. There is only one way you can roll it down - if you get the wrong side, it won't roll down. If you are unsure, take a condom and practice doing it when you don't have a lovestruck female waiting for the entry of your love machine into her.
     
  8. *Autumn*Epona*

    *Autumn*Epona* Hemptress

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    And in Jersey, there are three ways to end a sentence:
    1.) With a smiley face
    2.) With an exclamation point
    3.) With the middle finger.

    .....you're lucky to get the smiley.

    Hehe.
     
  9. TransAmRocker

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    WOW! You're soo funny :) You must have been really bored to add on this thread with your remarks (middle finger) ...I hope one day I can be as cool as you :)
     
  10. *Autumn*Epona*

    *Autumn*Epona* Hemptress

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    Oh come on, I was playing around with you....don't take me too serious, or we will never learn to love one another....

    p.s.: where is my cream?
     
  11. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    HAHAHAHA I love it when people pick up other people's spelling, the arguements are ace
     
  12. nolifer

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    this reminds me of when i get into a debate with my friend, we argue bout everything:whos hotter:Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson, who tried to hit on a drunk hot chick first on a graduation party and (neither of us has ever had sex) which condom is better: Durex Pleasuremax or Durex Performa
     
  13. TransAmRocker

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    Im not the one who is bored and had no life as to reply to a thread of a mispelled word. Im simply the retaliator...:party: :)
     
  14. TransAmRocker

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    And damn Wiggy, I see why you have "boobs" in your profile. At 1st I was like "which one is Wiggy?" But you and your sis have sum nice, big titties :drool:
     
  15. TransAmRocker

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    :hah33: I bet I'd make ya choke and gag
     
  16. prettylittlehippy

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  17. Stubb0rnSt0n3r

    Stubb0rnSt0n3r Banned

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    My advice, become a pullout artist if you do not want to inseminate her.

    It tightens your ability to perform.
    Use birth control, sterilize your boys so they are Grade F swimmers, or always wait until she's "ON" so the moment is passed, before the refertailizng process resumes.

    NOTE: Drinking lots of 7up or sprite can seriously deplete you cargo, and her eating high acid and proteine can highly increase hers.
    Enough can completely tip the scale and there will never be enough to penetrate the build up of her defenses unless they're trained by arogorn or some shit.
    haha ninja sperm!
     
  18. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Pleasuremax, fosho. I got them simply because the picture of the condom on the back was so crazy looking. Hahah.
     
  19. nolifer

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    that's what i said
     
  20. LanSLIde

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    That's probably because the Hip Forum isn't a "proper" environment to be worried about such a thing; were this a term paper, yeah, there'd be a period. Either way I ended the second sentence with one, so there's an example that I at least know to use one, it's just that ":p." doesn't quite look that good.

    Oh, and...
    And, as anyone would tell you, being a smartass is better than being a dumbass. Not to call you a dumbass, because I'm not one for name-calling, but when you have to rip shit someone who's just asking for help, you've got to have some problem.


    Scarlett Johansson is definitely hotter nolifer :D
     
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