Does being a vegetarian make your farts smell better?

If it does, there you have a good selling point. You could use midgets to campaign the cause for you.
Midgets love vegetarians, cuz elevators smell completely different to them.

 

You look (and sound) like a jackass.
hee haw.

 

my farts smell like asparagus.

 

Seeing there is more balance to my system now.
I got less gass
I still fart but it ain't a rotting carcas smell

 

It just depends on what you eat...for instance, I'm sure we all know what beans can do to your "aroma".

 

Holy shit that's funny. I never thought of it that way, poor little guys...

 

definately