then after that, i want to catch a fly and put him in the freezer until he goes asleep..... then i'd put the still fly into the coin purse and let him warm up a bit and reanimate as flies allegedly do (similar to bees) finally i would take my fly-laden coin purse to a store and go to the cashier to make a purchase. when they tell me how much it costs, i'll push my glasses up higher on my nose, take out my coin purse and scrutinize it, open it up, and out flies our fly friend, just like in the cartoons. i'd feel like a real hero. on another note, last night i found some mango phillies (hard to find around here) and for the first time in over a year i hotboxed my car with a nice blunt...found a quiet, shady part of my apartment's parking lot, put some olllld reggae on the stereo, and got pretty fucking blazed before going back inside to drink a couple beers.... fun times, i forgot how great smoking so much weed in a car really is! except today my car still smells like blunts pretty bad, even though i left the windows cracked overnight.
Nesta it is good to see you smoking more. I used to hate blunts. I am not sure why either. I know it partially comes from the fact the blunts make me think of ghetto living and I'm the exact opposite. I also feel like they are a great waste of weed. The reason for this is when I lived in St Louis this chick would always want to smoke a blunt and I'd give in on occasion and we'd roll a fat blunt and split it between the two of us. More weed than was necessary. My apartmentmate that year, he hated blunts too. We had a no blunts rule in the apartment. now that I'm back in Denver I still don't really like blunts. however, the chick that I smoke with the most during the summers loves blunts. So I give in a lot more than I'd like. The other night we rolled up a nice salad in Mango phillie and got a few heads in on it and I have to admit it was a good time. Mango's are nice, but I'll stick to my glass.
yeah, i prefer glass, but i like a blunt on occasion, and they're particularly popular in this area if you aren't smoking good shit. the weed i have now i'm a little disappointed with....i mean, its middies, but its not even great by middies standards. not terrible, just nothing really nice. they had a funny smell and were a bit too moist, i'm pretty certain the person put a citrus peel in with them. its not very strong, and a pretty uneventful buzz. the taste is ok, though, and it rolled REALLY well (one of the best blunts i've ever rolled, actually) the last ounce i bought was far better quality...dense, dry, strong enough, had a bit of a sativa edge to it, a very pleasant high....good taste, a few more seeds than i like, but it was nice pot all around and i got a few nice seeds that might surprise me later when i start growing if i end up giving them a shot...and that ounce cost 125. the stuff i have now was 135, and it was far lower quality, and pretty moist, meaning i'll end up with less weed in the long run. actually, i usually am of the opinion that blunts are wasteful, too, but i'm not really trying to conserve this stuff as its not very good. but i'll still mostly smoke bowls, and it will probably make good cookies.
Pushing the glasses up the nose and scrutinizing the change purse before letting the flies loose is buffoonery at it’s finest. I would like to either purchase the rights to use your gag or get your permission to use it. Cheers!
please do! but dont blame me if the fly just dies....i've been told flies will essentially go to sleep/hibernate because lower temperatures slow down their metabolism, but i dont know that its absolutely true.... but either way, feel free to try. i'd be delighted if someone did it and it actually worked. can you imagine being the cashier? it would be so hard not to laugh at somebody like that....
!!!! That's absolutely hilarious!!! We did that at work this summer, catching a fly and putting it on a leash and such. Never did I consider creating such a HILARIOUS folly with that fly, though! You, my dear are one silly, sillllly clever man!!!!
I was thinking for the fun of it I will raise flies and try to find a way to get them in the change purse alive. If I went through the whole routine and the flies didn’t fly out – I guess I could addlib start doing my Jerry Luis imitation (the Nutty Professor) and save the show. Awhile back I was cleaning out a shed for a customer and came across a couple of dead rats so I stuck them in an empty paint can figuring the lady would just bring them to the dump with the rest of the junk. Turned out she needed more paint and brought the can back to the store and when the girl opened the can she freaked out. What made it kind of funnier is the lady that brought the paint back was a customer who was always complaining about the price and quality of their paint brand so they kind of thought she did it on purpose. I knew the people who worked at the paint store so when I got the chance I went and explained about the mix up. Cheers!
In the third grade, I was doing a science project on bugs, and had caught a ton of them and put them in tupperware and then into the frezzeer so they would die but still be intact and not poisioned or anything. I opned the frezzer and took out the container with a wasp, and set it ont he tabbel and after about two miniutes the thing woke up and started to fly away. I caught him though. That was an evil assingment looking back on it.
