Paranoia at Seven 11

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by On the schiz, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. On the schiz

    On the schiz Member

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    Well one time I went to Seven Eleven with my friend, and I was supposed to pay for gas, well I got to the check out and I was stoned and was buying the things I had to buy when these flashing lights go off on the counter. Freaked me right the hell out. I figured the guy hit some sort of security button so I was getting wicked paranoid. Anyway the guy asked me if I was going to pay for gas and I said no because I wanted to get the hell outta there. We got out and low and behold what do I see but a cop car parked in the 7/11 parking lot. They ended up not stopping us but man was I paranoid as hell.

    Can't believe I stole gas.
     
  2. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    You walked in and said your not paying for the gas, they they didnt do anything.... thats wicked.

    Ive walked out of 7/11s because i thought there was a terrorist inside going to blow the place up.
     
  3. fagilemenot

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    haha thats awsome u just drove away with free gas. i told the dude at the gas station to put 10 bucks on my pump and wen i was fillin it it just kept goin so i put like 25 in and just bounced
     
  4. darkain

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    You think some loser who makes 7 dollars an hours a night is going to bother chasing someone down for stealing gas? Nah, they'll just look at the security tapes and bust you later.
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    ^working the 7-11 is probably a pretty boring job. i could see chasing them down just for kicks, as long as they seemed relatively harmless
     
  6. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    ^ lol I would do it just for fun
     
  7. Namaste

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    The lesson here is to never go to 7/11 while stoned!
     
  8. cracker531

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    Damn that sucks. All I think about when I walk into a 7-11 or whatever while stoned is what wonderful food I'm going to decide to buy and eat.
     
  9. Fallout55

    Fallout55 Banned

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    No way! 7-11 is stoner heaven...
    It's open late with good food and slurpies all night and the people working there late night wont judge you for being high if anything they will be jealous or high.

    Aslong as no cops are there...
    We once parked right next to some cops with a grinder and plenty of shake and stumbled in high as shit to get something. That was hard as fuck...
     
  10. Dr.Pepper

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    wow. did u grind ur shake up after? (this makes me realize how lucky i am to live in canada where we can get $150 ounces of hydro like its smokes)
     
  11. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    I think shake is about enough ground up. Anymore grinding up and its just dust lol
     
  12. LadyAbberline

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    Ha!! That rocks, free gas. I'm paranoid at 7/11 ALL the time. Like everyone around is going to hurt me, so I like hide and people think I'm crazy.
     
  13. Stonertower420

    Stonertower420 Senior Member

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    The 7-11 near my house is right in the ghetto, so theres ALWAYS cops there. I only get paranoid there though when I'm trying not to loiter on purpose like when I'm waiting for a ride.
     
  14. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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  15. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    ahhh haha. once me and my friend were tripping on ambien and drove to 7-11, and this was on a friday night, and it was the gas station right next to all the clubs so the place was bouncing.

    anyways we pulled up, and then we were finishing listening to a song before we got out the car, but fell asleep. so anyways we ended up in the parking lot for like 3 hours with people all around us just passed the fuck out.

    haha I'm glad a cop didn't decide to check us out or anything.
     
  16. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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    were you drunk?
     
  17. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    nope.
     
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