I feel like shooting myself in the head.

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by spooner, Aug 26, 2007.

  1. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Honestly, I'm so incredibly bored.

    I don't think anybody not from Coastal Northern Canada can truly understand how bad a Native Reserve can be.
     
  2. fricknfrack

    fricknfrack Member

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    spooner seriously you need help. Talking like that is not healthy
     
  3. darkain

    darkain Member

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    Yeah, I'm sure not working, living off the government for free and getting high all day is such a terrible life.... You can always leave the reserve and actually get a job. But why do that when you can spend my tax dollars right? Do shoot, one less mouth for my pay to feed.
     
  4. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    Fucking racist [​IMG]
     
  5. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Haha... that dude didn't even know what brad was talking about anyway.
     
  6. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    It was an exaggeration... But it will suck for the next couple days. I'm working from 5 in the morning until noon, half hour break (which is just about over) and then from 12:30 to seven.

    That isn't the bad part.

    The bad part is what the hell I should do after... I've already climbed every hill around, explored the island, taken lots of pictures. Read tons. Bleh.

    I'm out on Friday, packing that night, then moving in with the girlfriend for my L1 the next day.

    In other words, I'm not actually depressed, just bored as all shit.
     
  7. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    If you'd ever spent any time on a reserve, you wouldn't be jealous in the slightest.

    But you'd still be ignorant and racist.
     
  8. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    Those too lame to know spooner, judge spooner...
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Please don’t shoot yourself in the head, but if you must put the gun in your mouth because a temple shot could ricochet along the inside of the skull and turn you into a drooling, bed wetting, brain-dead (but still alive) mess [​IMG]

    Hotwater
     
  10. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    :rolleyes:

    Did you come to teach me a lesson about the Tsimshian?

    This reserve is a hotbed of incest (it's isolated and it happens. Kincolith is worse). It has a Fetal Alcohol Syndrome rate hovering somewhere around 10 percent - enough to cripple a community. An unemployment rate hovering around 85%. Ridiculously high rates of alcoholism and drug abuse. Stray dogs everywhere (attacking people because they're starving). 4 year old kids playing unsupervised on the streets at 10 pm. An essentially illiterate village. People living in houses with broken windows. There is garbage everywhere.

    Combine that with the fact that the government gives them incentives to stay here (w/ no jobs, and no opportunity) and you have a shitty situation.

    But please, inform me of where I'm mistaken.

    But now I have to go back to work.
     
  11. Nothing Crossed Out

    Nothing Crossed Out Member

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    ^ I live 5 mins from a Native Reservation in New York, and that describes it perfectly.

    Its cool though, cause on the rez there is like 3 headshops, tons of pot, and everything is tax-free :)

    Well, I dont know about the incest shit... but who knows what goes on behind closed doors? And I gotta be fair, there are nice parts on the res. Thats because there are a shit-ton of gas and smoke-shops that bring people from all over the place to buy their shit tax-free... One of the owners has a fucking mansion, with a two screen movie theater in his fucking home, its so ridiculously gigantic. In the basement there is a bowling alley too.

    The res is basically a hotbed of criminal activity, but I have nothing against natives as they have always been good to me. One of my friends owns a small headshop on the res, so I spend a good deal of time just sittin in there when hes workin, smokin up. If people come in and burn some of their stash with us, we usually give them a discount on paraphenalia. Since its on the res, we have nothing to worry about... any police presence is pretty much non-existent. US Marshalls do have jurisdiction, but they only show up when someone gets shot/stabbed, or at the site of a car wreck.

    Despite how fucked up it is, I love the res.
     
  12. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    It's an island that was pretty inaccesible for a lot of generations, and still is to some degree. You have to fly in by float plan.

    The incest is sad though.
     
  13. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i agree, spooner you really should seek help from professionals
    what you're feeling probably isn't just boredom from the lack of things to do, i mean theres no end of things one can do on a reserve
    what you are most likely feeling is a depressive state brought on my the lack of involvement your parents had in your life juxtaposing with the realization that you have nothing in this world but yourself
    these suicidal feelings you have shouldn't be ignored, you should seek out your doctor for some form of medication right away
    indications for anti-depressant medication include:
    major depression with melancholia
    severe panic attacks ( > 2 daily)
    severe bulimia ( > 4 purges daily)
    severe anxiety

    and do remember that jesus loves you
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    There's also a flip-side to those reservations as well :mad:

    The Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe (the tribe that welcomed the pilgrims) down in Massachusetts, is in the process of building a mega-resort casino in the town of middleborough. It should rival Foxwoods & Mohegan Sun in Connecticut and make them much Wampum [​IMG]



    Hotwater
     
  15. spooner

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    And if I was there, I'd be less bored and much broker.

    This wasn't an anti-reserve thing, just an expression of how boring this particular one happens to be. Also, I don't like being a minority - I've almost been in 2 fights already.
     
  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm african american and I don't mind being a minority [​IMG]

    Although at 6' 2' and with a good right hook, I usually win the majority of my fights.


    Hotwater
     
  17. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Closely related groups of people isolated in an area with no police? Regardless of whether or not you won the fight, you're in for trouble later.
     
  18. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I was agreeing with you asshole

    I appreciate that you are an asshole and that it is part of your charm

    so fuck you, and have a nice fucking well informed day
     
  19. johnnystillcantread

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    Well I really hope you are a terrible shot and miss by a mile. Cheers!

     
  20. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Awww, did I upset da poor whittle baby wit a potty mouth.

    Seriously mang, you shouldn't speak like that. It makes you sound like you've got Tourette's Syndrome, not AS.
     
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